Simple Sentences Spelled Wrong That Bug Me

• How are you?= HOW R U???!?? OMG LOL
• Where are you?= WHERA R U?!?!!!? OMG WTF LOL
• I am good.= IM GOD!!!11
• I have the literary skills of a dead pigeon.= I HAEV TEH LIETRARY SKILS OF A DEAD PIEGON!1!1111
• I finally updated this list. It was about time I did.+I FINALY UPDAETD THES LIST!!!11 WTF LOL IT WAS ABOUT TIEM I DID!!1!1!!!1
• Do you know what time it is?= DO U KNOW WUT TIEM IT IS?!?!!?! WTF
• I wish I could speak fluent French. That would be awesome.=

I WISH I CUD SPEAK FLUANT FR3NCH!!1!!111 OMG WTF LOL TAHT WUD B AEWSOM3!1!!11

• The= TEH
• If you speak French, I will love you forever.= IF U SPEAK FRENCH I WIL LUV U FORAV3R!1!!11!1! OMG WTF
• Je t'aime aussi.= J3 TAMEE AUSI!!111!!1
• Oh god. That was an embarrassment.= O GOD!!11!11!1 WTF LOL TAHT WAS AN EMBARASM3NT

!!!1!!! LOL

This will be continued.