• who else will play rummy with me?
• when I get peached out, she can pineapple me back in...
• she knows the significance of oy with the poodles already!
• we share an undying love for the those gilmore girls
• together we can hide at family parties or least try and protect one another
• um because she too thinks we need to install surveillance cameras around the families' homes along with any where we go
• um who else will road trip with me to the texas fish ranches? no one I can think of
• she too believe george clooney was the best batgirl ever
• she puts up with me
• she believes in me and is there for me
• she is like the sister God never gave me but later realized what a mistake he made and tried to make up for it
• she understands me, or at least tries too
• not many people know the plural form of

kul-da-sac, and she does!

• um because she's funny bottoms. duh!