• And new experiences are always Technicolor, larger than life. Going to a place you’ve never been before makes you re- examine everything.

-As Told By Ginger

• Tenth Grade:

Teacher: Are you high? Man, I’m getting high just sitting next to you. Dang, now I have the munchies. I feel like my freshman year of college….. Dede and Dakota: DAAAAAAAMN! Dede: maaan, you can tell me to say anything right now and ill say it. Me: say fairy. Dede: FAIRY!!! Me: hey Dakota guess what. Dakota: what? Me: … pudding. Dakota: *cracks up* Taylor: Hey, cat lady! Meowwww. Me: I don’t even have a cat! Random guy: Hey white giiiirl Wassup, snowball! Random guy: I’m a thug. Are you a thug? Me: Heck yes I’m a thug! Teacher: write down your fears Random guy: how do you spell broccoli?? Me: I like your shoes. I like how they’re different colors. Taurus: Man, you people are so nice. I came to school thinking id have to beat some ass today. Me: Did you see that guy in the plaid hat?? Sara: I KNOW! Taylor: Oh yeah?! Well you grew up in a litter box sitting in cat piss! And licking yourself with your sandpaper tongue! Me: Your mother knows ALL ABOUT my sandpaper tongue! *teacher walks in* Me: You sounded like a cat just then. Brandon: Are you trying to call me a pussy? Me: yeah. Brandon: Well, you are what you eat. Brandon: Why aren’t you on the varsity? Me: I don’t know, I think its cuz I’m new. Brandon: are you good… … in bed? Me: I’m gonna do slinky Brandon: you better do slinky. Me: I’m gonna do your mom. Brandon: well she’s lucky. Me: aww. That was smooth. Steven: you always look like you’re on something. Me: …me? Steven: yeah. Me: haha, I guess its cuz I’m really easily amused and laugh at everything. Steven: uh huh…. Pothead. Will: oh yeah you guys have to wear those tight shorts that ride up your butt crack Me: they don’t ride up your but crack, they’re really comfy. Brandon: yeah they’re comfy for us too, cuz we get to watch yall walk around in them. English teacher: okay, girls homecoming court nominations…? Guy: raise your hand, snowball, ill vote for you. Raise your hand! English teacher: okay, votes for Alyssa Random guy: WHOS ALYSSA? Me: me… Random guy: oh yeah! *raises hand* Steven: where’s all the cough syrup, Steven? Will: listen here, fromange Caleb: listen here, cheese? Random girl during earthquake drill: im from the hood, im used to sleeping on the flo! Sarah: Oh Junk! What the Junk! Marlyn: You’re in volleyball, you have to cuss. You gotta be like “Get the fuck out of my way you stupid whore!” so you can get the ball. Devonte: Man, you be looking thick in them volleyball shorts. I didn’t know you were thick like that. I looked at you and I was like “dang, is that Alyssa?” then you jumped and I was like “whaaat” yeah, I didn’t know you were thick like that … why you blushing? I just gave you a compliment. Me: wow, I really don’t know what to say to that. But thanks! Brandon: Hey Arnold! I like the things you do. Hey Arnold! If I could I would be you. Youre the one and only tiger…! … wait…. Ruby: We didn’t even study the fucking Mayans! Lyn: and then the teacher was like “Danielle, give me that banana.” Me: Hey Arnold! I like the things you do Will: THAT’S NOT HOW IT GOES! Me: oh yeah! Me: Youre used to your knees hurting. Robert: ..... NICE! *high fives* you finally said something innapropriet. Me: Im proud of myself now. Robert: You should be! Everyone: Thats so trifling You so trifling

• *while walking in the rain*

Karl's Friend: my toes are gonna be all wrinkly Me: i would say something but that would be mean. Karl: WRINKLY DICK! Karl's Friend: that is how it was--- Me and Karl: WHAT THE FUCK? Karls Friend: i didnt finish my sentence! Steven: and what can aquaman do, all he does is talk to fucking fish. Karls friend: Why is she wearing a skirt in the winter Karl: WHORE. She should be wearing a fucking Snuggie. Karls friend: Dude those things make you look like youre in a cult. Do they have hoods? Karl: Yeah they do have hoods! Karls friend: dude they are in a cult! Ruby: Eliza!

• *after school*

nick: hey me: hi nick: you added me on myspace. me: yeah. nick: oh. how do i know you me: -looks around- from going to this school? nick: OH! yeah, okay. well, i just wanted to say hi. me: haha hi!

• *heard in the hallway*

Random Guy #1: NOOO! I DONT WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF! ANNIE! ITS LIKE WE HAVENT HAD SEX IN THREE MONTHS! Random Guy #2: Yo man, whats wrong, you aint never been with a horse before? Karl: BITCHMOTHERFUCKER i got dirt on my pants! Me: Youre such a hardass, Karl. Sara: I think that guy wants to sex you. Kyla: OH MY GOSH THEYRE DANCING! LOOK, THEYRE DANCING! THE BUS DRIVERS ARE DANCING! *bus drivers are all in a circle outside and one is doing the Stanky Leg* Me: that guy that sat with us the other day was so cute sara: really, you think so? want me to hook you up? me: what, really? you know him? how? sara: i see him around all the time me: oh! yeah, hook me up. sara: really? well hot damn, who knew? me singing the blues to daniel: and i says to him, i said LARRY! and he says a blurbleblurbleblurble taylor: i owe you two dollars!

• talking about a twelve year old giving head*

me: man, shes a fast little girl. shes well known on the playground, everyone wants to teeter totter with her. me: what are you doing? daniel: playin with chaaapstick me and lyn: DIRTY ASS SHOES LOOKIN ASS! taylor: what about allthe starving kids in africa! orlando: why you gotta say africa? levi: im a gangsta, mr demmons. mr demmons: thats great, levi. karl: you know whats hot? my microwave when i set that bitch to 9 minutes. me: my mom doesnt want me to work at pizza hut cuz she wants there to be more people so im safer. lyn: well, yeah i guess you can get raped or something. me: yeah theyll throw me in their deliverey car *thrusting* FOR HERE OR TO GO! . . . YOU GET THE MEAT LOVERS RIGHT HERE! lyn: EXTRA PEPPERONI! me: its so cold! lyn: maybe cuz we're talking about it. we're hurting the wind's feelings. me: i lvoe you, wind. youre so sexy. id tap that three times.

• wind stops then starts again*

me: oh you dick!

• me and lyn start taunting the wind* is that all you got?? youre pathetic.

lyn: aww, go cry to your momma. oh shit, the mom is coming now. rawrrr! lyn: hey do you wanna go to walmart- i mean facebook- i mean UGHHHH WALGREENS! james talking to marlyn: LONG ASS NECK! me and lyn quoting eurotrip: ahhh, mi scuzi! me and lyn: thinking about thinking... wow... what a thought im high and confused whst di you mena god i cant type right now "all i her from lyn is 'i dont get it i dont get it' lyn: 'i dont get it i dont get it!' "you must have smoked some pretty strong shit cuz you sound like totally fucked" me: dude what did we do lyn: yeah yeah

• everyone laughs* "that must be some good shit 'what did we do' "

lyn: why are they laughing so much me randomly: reading rainbow!!