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"I love lists. Always have. When I was 14,
I wrote down every dirty word I knew on file
cards and placed them in alphabetical order.
I have a thing about about collections, and
a list is a collection without purchase."

just a girl television (watching in 2020)
television (watched in 2020)
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about me (hello, i'm annie)
Joanne to do (Life To-Do List)
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I Have Never...

  • Broken a bone
  • Gotten a concussion
  • Gotten poison ivy or poison oak
  • Been on an airplane, helicopter, train, or cruise ship (at an age that I could remember it at least)
  • Been outside of the USA
  • Tried lobster
  • Had a driver's license
  • Been able to tan naturally
  • Seen Jaws, Star Wars, or Peter Pan
  • Found a four leaf clover
  • Gotten a professional massage
  • Gotten a tattoo
  • Gone to a high school prom
  • Been on a blind date
  • Been arrested
  • Had a nosebleed
  • Held a baby
  • Gone skiing or snowboarding
  • Owned a purse or a pair of shoes that cost over $100
  • Fainted
  • Been to Mars
  • Gotten pregnant
  • Gotten an STD
  • Been able to dance
  • Won anything memorable
  • Watched a soap opera
  • Gotten a pedicure
  • Been scuba diving or snorkeling
  • Gone bungee jumping, skydiving, or zip lining
  • Seen a UFO
  • Gotten lice
  • Had a truly solid group of best friends
  • Learned how to recite the alphabet backwards
  • Injected a drug using a syringe
  • Had any desire whatsoever to go to Las Vegas
  • Gotten drunk enough to black out
  • Been in a true fist fight
  • Had a bond with a human being that was closer than the bond that I have with my dog
  • Had a truly haunted or supernatural experience

I Have...

  • Seen The Who and Rush in concert
  • Gotten alcohol poisoning
  • Swam in the ocean
  • Seen the northern lights
  • Performed music in front of large crowds
  • Lived in California, Michigan, and Ohio
  • Lost my virginity on a bike path
  • Overdosed on amphetamines numerous times
  • Touched, fed, and interacted with a baby bear
  • Admitted myself to a psych ward for depression
  • Been up inside of a lighthouse several times
  • Had 12 piercings (only 2 remain)
  • Gotten my tonsils out as well as all of my wisdom teeth
  • Seen each of the three Lord of the Rings movies all the way through at least 20-25 times (extended versions, too. only way to go)
  • Committed to hand-written journals ever since I was in the 5th grade
  • Created my own secret written language
  • Had an obsession with death
  • Intentionally self-harmed - partially to force my brain's focus away from mental demons in action, partially to use physical pain and it's consequential adrenaline rush as a tool to shock myself back into a state of reality / or back into a state of just feeling human again, and partially because of a simple life-long fascination with gore.
  • Died in a dream (once, via bomb explosion)
  • Effortlessly paid lump sums of money to random strangers in order to cut them in long lines (such as at a densely packed event or something of that nature). I can't wait in lines. Seriously.
  • Successfully taught myself more through recent years of intense self-education than school itself has ever taught me in prior years. My newly-evolved curiosity and utter fascination towards any and all subjects under the sun has given me a magnificent blessing of having "education" and "recreation" become one.
  • Reclaimed the oh-so-valuable childlike ability to marvel at even the simplest of every day things. Maintaining a sense of awe towards the universe's astronomical spectrum conjoining and dividing what is the most simple and what is the most complex is a solution to any who wish to purge their days of dullness and unfulfillment.
mar 23 2013 ∞
apr 25 2017 +
user picture Joanne: *seen a midget dec 2 2014