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You should have known this was coming...It's basically the whole movie in a nutshell, not quite in order though.
Claire Standish: (nods) Bender: Wouldn't I be OUTSTANDING in that capacity?
John Bender: Excuse me a sec. What are you babbling about? Brian Johnson: Well, what I had said was I'm in the math club, uh, the latin, and the physics club... physics club. John Bender: Hey, Cherry. Do you belong to the physics club? Claire Standish: That's an academic club. John Bender: So? Claire Standish: So academic clubs aren't the same as other kinds of clubs. John Bender: Ah... but to dorks like him, they are. What do you guys do in your club? Brian Johnson: Well, in physics we... we talk about physics, properties of physics. John Bender: So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?
Andrew Clark: Wow. Are you psychic? Allison Reynolds: No. Brian Johnson: Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me? Allison Reynolds: I stole your wallet.
John Bender: Yeah. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
John Bender: No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp.
Brian Johnson: Uh, no. Mr. Johnson.
John Bender: Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
Brian: So I can vote.
Bender: Who cares? Allison Reynolds: I care.
Andrew Clark: Uh, what ruckus? Richard Vernon: I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus. Brian Johnson: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
Claire Standish: 'Cause I knew you wouldn't. Claire Standish: (pause) Did you really think what I did with my lipstick was gross? Bender: Honestly? Claire Standish: Yeah. Bender: (nods) No.
Andrew Clark: ...and an athlete... Allison Reynolds: ...and a basket case... Claire Standish: ...a princess... John Bender: ...and a criminal... Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question?... Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.