• Not another crack house.
  • You stick with me Babette and no one will bother you.
  • He's so gay, he's spanish!
  • "That is not a puerto rican baby." "Have you looked at Josh?!?!"
  • "Are you bringing your watch?" "No, that's Vanessa's watch." "Oh, you won't need it anyway." "Why?" "Because London's on a different time then us."
  • Not in flappy.
  • Perfect!
  • You're so ugly you make Michael Jackson look good.
  • "Mark's not even fit to sleep with the dogs." "Yes he is Pop-Pop. Yes, he is."
  • "(about the weather) It's so cold!" "So is your heart, but you don't see me complaining."
  • "I spy something black." "Is it your heart?"
  • (about hair straightening) why do girls risk physically harming themselves when guys neither notice or care."
sep 22 2010 ∞
oct 7 2010 +