• 1.09 - nik

"hey ms. potato head, are you going to marry a carrot?"

• 2.09 - emily

photo of gnarly, bloody injury.

• 24.09 - john

"jlc?"

• 24.09 - maya

"hi from a coffee shop" photo of maya in coffee shop.

• 5.09 - john

"pine needles in my pants!"

• 12.09 - nik

"ya, but ghetto is the new vassup"

• 1.09 - rayne

"fwd: hey! what are you up to today? i have an incredible urge to get liquored up and then go try on slutty lingerie."

• 3.09 - my mother

"john i think sturgis is happening this week but something makes me think you might not be into that but addie chuck is"

• 6.09 - rayne

"No! stay away from the alcohol!"

• 17.09 - jesse

"john wasn't sleeping with any schizophrenics"

• 29.09 - nik

"make sure you tell cori moshi moshi before you let him in the car, in case he is a fox..."

• 29.09 - rayne

"r3@d1ng w@1+ +1ll h3l3n c0m3$"

• 9.09 - rayne

"which might be okay but he'll probably drink while yelling at us in portuguese for being idiots and things might spiral out of control"