• facade /fa keyd/
• wev'e (a contraction of "we have")
• tabloo (an alternate spelling of tableau/tableaux)
• stamp (to tread heavily on something, e.g. stamp your feet)
• loonar eclipse (loonar being an alternate spelling of lunar, derived from Loony Toons)
• rigid (could be pronounced as RIJID or RIGID, doesn't matter)
• lesion /LEH shon/ (should rhyme with LESSON)
• beautyness (a noun within a noun)
• thoughts (could be pronounced as "tots" if you're feeling too stressed to make the "th" sound, it's perfectly okay and perfectly understandable in a turd-world, english-speaking country)

This is so wrong.