• That boy looks damn good on a basketball court. Hey, 23! Call me!
  • Those are my pain pills for my back, and my back's been in pain.
  • I could probably slow down and try to play a little differently. / No, you can't. That's not who you are. You can't do that. Can i tell you a secret, though? That's what I love about you.
  • I played that game for you, Haley, and you know what? I'd give it up for you, too. 'cause as much as I love playing the game and the person that I am when I play it, I love being a husband and a father more.
  • Wakes and funerals really creep me out. Yeah, for you, it's clowns. For me, it's old dead guys.
  • I remember the first time I saw you. I was sitting at the geek table, and you were sitting over thereat the jock table, and if we had played by the rules of high school, we wouldn't be sitting here at this table. / Okay, all right, I get it. You and I weren't the most conventional couple, either.
  • You know what? Let's cut through shop. / You can cut through shop? / You were such a nerd in high school. / I was an honor student! / Exactly. Nerd. / Oh what ! "Nerd." You don't know what you'd do without me.
  • Hey buddy. Your mom and I would like to talk to you for a second. Think you could pause that game?
  • Kid grabbed my cape. He wouldn't let go of it. He said it was stupid. / Sounds like that kid is stupid. I mean a man should know never to grab another man's cape. / Nathan. Your cape kiddo is not stupid okay? When I was younger I had a poncho, that everybody else said was really ugly but I really liked it so I kept wearing it. And that's what you should do. If you like your cape you should just wear it whenever you want and ignore what everybody else says. / Well what if he keeps picking on me? / Oh well I can teach you how to deal with bullies. / And what your father means by that is if somebody's picking on you. You should just walk away. Right honey? / Yes. Yes she's right. / But I want to be tough like daddy. / Why? If you can learn to walk away. You'll be tougher than I ever was.
  • He'll be fine. He's a tough kid. But you know what? I'll take care of it. In the meantime just try not to kill anybody okay slugger? / What are you gonna do? / I'm gonna call his mom a bitch and then push her. Oh that's right. You already did that didn't you? Look I don't know what I'm gonna do okay? But I'll take care of it. I'll think of something. / I'm sorry. /Oh are you kidding me? My girl is a badass. That's hot.
  • What you did for Jamie was amazing. / I didn't do that for Jamie. I did that for chuck's mom. I was afraid you were gonna kill her.
  • I'm liking you. / Thanks. Mama says I'm not allowed to date yet, but daddy says it's fine.
  • Haley James? / In here! There's coffee.
  • Hey, Nate. Haley's holding her breath over slamball so you can chase your dream. Just let her know it's gonna be okay, all right?
  • I just dropped off the little monster at Brooke's for the sleepover, and, it's just Nathan and I tonight. / Bow chicka bow, bow. / Very funny. Actually, I was thinking about playing a little piano, taking a nice long bath. / And then. bow chicka bow ... sorry.
  • You know, I've got a husband with a bad back, and he's playing a game called slamball, so you just let me know when I can breathe again. / Haley, he's gonna be okay. Look, Nathan wants what he wants, but he's gonna do it smarter this time. I mean, he knows that he has the best wife and son ever to consider in all this. / Yeah. He has been really sweet through all of it. In fact, I think I'm gonna go home and visit with my sweet husband. / Bow chicka bow wow.
  • My back is fine. I promise. / Okay. Well, it's too bad, 'cause, you know, Jamie's sleeping over at Brooke's, and, I thought maybe you'd want a little massage. But, you know, it's fine. / Well, it's not perfect. As a matter of fact, I was thinking. Maybe you could just carry me upstairs tonight?
  • Hey, you are just in time. / For what ... hibernation?
  • I'm broke. / You're 5. you're supposed to be broke.
  • Good, 'cause I gave all my profit back. / What? / Your son started a business today. / Oh, yeah? How'd it go? / Well, I broke even, and grandpa Dan lost his shirt.
  • Bro', I came over here so that you could compliment me on knocking the guy out. / I'm just sayin' sometimes it's better to walk away. / Who are you right now ?
  • Hales, tell him ! / What ? / I had to have a little talk with her about walking away, too. / Oh, you're just full of funny today, aren't you ?
  • Nice ! Sorry. I just really appreciate when the drama's not about us. / Yeah, you guys suck right know. You know that ?
  • Orval is Jamie's imaginary. Well, he's technically Chester's imaginary friend, but Jamie takes him places. / Seriously ? / Yeah. oh, come on, if Orval's the worst of our worries, I think we're doing pretty good.
  • Okay, wish me luck ! / Good luck. / Mmm wish me luck too ! / Ugh, get out of here !
  • Imaginary friend...I knew my kid would end up weird.
  • Everytime I get to see Jamie laugh, I mean, that's a dream come true. Everytime I get to hold haley, it's a dream come true. They're my life.
  • If you're not too tired, I was hopping for an encore. / I would love that.
  • I was wondering if maybe you might want to step out with me sometime. / Well, why don't you stop wondering and ask me sometime?
  • What if you were 8'5"? / I'd probably be dead of heart failure.
  • I'd settle for 4'2". / Well, you can thank your short-Pants mom for that.
  • Hi, baby. / You scared me, you wonderful man! / Oh, I missed you. / Good. Shut up and kiss me.
  • You see that girl lying there next to you? Well, you don't know it now, but. she's a superhero.
  • We're a team, right? We win together, and we lose together.
  • I like her poncho. / Why am I shirtless?
  • You know bad hearts run in my family. / I know. It's a good thing I know CPR.
  • To seven years. / Seven years. I can't believe you talked me into marrying you when I was 16. / I know. What the hell was I thinking?
  • Principal Rimkus told me I couldn't publish it in the school paper. / So of course you did. / Yeah. Are you mad? / Yeah... at Principal Buttkiss. / That's very original. / Thank you.
  • This place is practically falling apart. It must be dirt-cheap.
  • We could make it work. / Like we did last time? / We are not the same couple we were then. We're much stronger now.
  • We would have totally separate lives. What would that mean for us? / Phone sex.
  • You got to play defense / Do you know who you're talking to? Have you seen my defensive stats?
  • No matter what happens you're gonna be the one wheeling me around when I'm 80.
  • You're so amazing. / I know. You got lucky.
  • what do you want with an old house like this? There's too many rooms. / You forgot how much fun we're gonna have filling them up with kids.
  • Maybe someday when my body's completely wrecked and you're singing days are over, we can come back here and grow old together.
  • Happy anniversary Haley James Scott. Haley : George Bailey. I'll love you till the day I die.
  • It's not a fantasy. That's your dream. There's nothing wrong with pursuing it.
  • Hell of a view. / Hey. Yeah, it's really beautiful out here, isn't it? / I didn't mean that view.
  • He'll be really excited to see his dad. / Well, I'm really excited to see his mom. / I am loving this whole "you going away and coming back" thing.
  • You don't have anything to apologize for. You do great. We're proud of you. We're proud of you every day.
  • My girl was kind of dirty tonight. / She was not. / She was. But I liked it.
  • It's been a good life, huh? / Yeah. It's been a wonderful life. You know, when this show is over, it's still gonna be a wonderful life because I love you and your son loves you, and nothing that happens in the next hour is gonna change that. / God, I needed to hear you say that. / Good. I really needed to say it.
  • Screw him. I mean it. Let's not even watch the rest of the show. It's a nice day. It's a nice life.
  • You're still young. We both are. I think we just forget that sometimes.
  • If you've lost faith in me, all the money in the world isn't gonna fix it.
  • I don't want to see you lose your dream. / Lose her? She's right here. And I'm never letting go of her.
  • So, how about a little special encore performance for my sexy-ass husband?
  • Yeah, but you're Nathan and Haley.
  • I can't wait to get in my own bed and sleep in tomorrow with the sweetest husband in the whole world.
  • Come... are you gonna say something? / "I love you"?
  • Actually, Nathan's betting we don't make it through dinner. He said he thinks I'm gonna attack Taylor before the salad is served.
  • You're not using the good silverware? / Good silverware is for good people. They're lucky I'm not making them eat off the floor. / Are you gonna be civil tonight? Just try, Haley, please. It's only one night. Look, we've weathered Dan's crap for years. This should be easy.
  • Your dad sucks! / Excuse me? / Chuck says your character isn't that good. / I said he sucks. And he hasn't even made one basket yet. / Well, I'm sure my character is fine. Why am I crying? / Because you got dunked on three times, and then a fan threw a soda at you. / I thought you were supposed to be good. / I was. I am.
  • Hey, why couldn't I do that? / I guess only a Scott can play a Scott.
  • When you're done with your "mature conversation," can I talk to you for a second?
  • I got to get ahold of Haley. I always go big for her birthday. She'll be expecting something.
  • Isn't it about time For you and Nathan to have another one? I mean, you're not getting any younger.
  • You're taking good care of my daughter. I remember the day you came to ask our permission to marry her. You were so nervous. But I looked into your eyes, and I just knew that were gonna change my daughter's life. And I was right. / You were responsible for raising the woman that changed my entire world. I'll never forget that, Lydia, ever. Thank you for saying yes.
  • Mom is going to Aunt Quinn's art gallery opening, so she's putting on her pretty face right now. Well, her prettier face.
  • It took a lot more than a close shave to get your mom to fall for me.
  • So when do I start shaving, dad? Next year?/ Well, if your face is like mine, probably when you're about 22.
  • Can I ask you a favor? / Sure. What? Nathan : Well, even though she doesn't show it all the time, deep down inside, your mom is still very sad that your grandma died. So when I'm away, I need you to just watch out for her, make sure she doesn't get too sad. I need you to be the man of the house when I'm gone. Can you do that for me?
  • Mom's gonna be okay, right? / Yeah, she's gonna be fine. And besides, now we'll both be taking care of her. All right?
  • I don't know where you get it, but you're a great parent. / I get it from you.
  • I want us to have another baby. Hales?
  • I actually took a pregnancy test this morning. And it was negative. / Okay. Hey, it's fine. We'll try again. You're okay, right?
  • Haley hated me in the beginning.
  • Haley... What happened? They've been calling all day. You just... You just walked off the set? It's a big deal, babe. All right. Hey, hey. It's okay. Just... I'll call them. You go upstairs and relax.
  • Maybe you should focus on your music. It will see you through. / What if it doesn't? / I'll be here.
  • We're all crazy, Hales. Some of us just hide it better than others.
  • Let's go for a drive. / Whatever. / You say the sweetest things to me, Haley James.
  • You feel like talking? / Why, is that what the doctors told you? To try and get me to talk? / I just thought you might want to talk to me.
  • I'm doing okay. I mean, I know she's not herself, but Jamie's struggling with it. He doesn't understand why his mom is not his mom anymore. His whole life, she's been nothing but consistent and sweet. And he can't be too thrilled about his dad turning all of his socks pink. / You got to separate the colors from the whites, buddy. Other than that, I'm proud of you. You're exactly what Haley needs right now. / She's always been everything to us. Now it's time for us to be her everything. In sickness and in health, right? For better or worse.
  • Okay. Breathe, baby. Just breathe.
  • Ơlease don't think that I take that for granted. I'm so grateful for... who you've been through all of this. And how you've been. Nathan : There's no other way for me to be. You've saved me so many times. I worry that I've been selfish with you. That I've taken advantage of your strength and your selflessness... And that I've... I've broken you somehow. Haley : No, no. You haven't. You didn't. I just have a weight in my heart now that I didn't have before. It was lighter today, though.
  • Nice work, daddy.
  • You said the basketball hoop was like my uterus. / He caught me totally off guard. He was like a ninja. Like a three-foot-tall, "where do babies come from?" ninja.
  • I'm okay. I feel better. And when I'm not, I'll tell you. / You promise? / I promise.
  • We have money. You have time. Stash the kid with brooke and get my baby, and my other baby, to Charlotte as much as possible.
  • Promise me. / I promise. Cross my heart.
  • Don't make me ground you. You've seen how I lower the hammer. I don't mess around. / I have. It's pretty scary.
  • I love you. I'm in love with you. It's nice after all this time. / It's everything after all this time.
  • It's like a dream. This night. The way you look and the way you are. My life. Tomorrow I leave for my job in the NBA. I leave this house that I own, my miracle of a son, my wife who is so far out of my league, I hope she never figures it out. Yeah, I want a daughter just like you. I want to look into her eyes and feel my heart break because she reminds me so much of her beautiful, kind, strong mother.
  • What if we have a boy? / Then we'll sell him, try again.
  • Are you feeling okay, baby? Are you feeling less of that weight, that darkness?
  • I missed that laugh.
  • That is gonna buy us at least another year. Make war, not love, babe.
  • How's his mom doing? / She's fine. And she knows that her man is gonna be just fine. / I will be... Because of you.
  • If there's one thing that I am not worried about with you, it's that you'll find something to be great at again.
  • Fine. Go, you little dork. / You're the dork.
  • Who took my baby and replaced him with that monster? / I told you we should've sold him to Brooke before she lost all her money.
  • Are you okay driving? / Yeah. I actually like it like this. We've had a lot of interesting moments in the rain, you and I.
  • Hey, if I wasn't pregnant, we could have sex in the backseat./ Yeah. You can help me by getting back in the car, you pregnant goof.
  • This is so "Christmas story." Back in the car, Ralphie. / Sorry.
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