- people
- teachers. the teachers all wish they were somewhere else anyways. they hate all us kids who don't want to learn anyways, and are ever bittered and changed by the demeaning yet wholly true phrase: "those who can't do, teach." yeah, that's right, mrs brotherton. you write short stories and teach us from some ratty, stupid text book your ex husband made as a joke. i don't think so. we know you were never really published. so shut up and stop teaching the creative writing class. by the way, this IS a creative writing class. not a read-this-and-answer-the-questions / reading comprehension class. and by the way. we all know you're gay.
- students. no one but courtenay, janae, and andrea want to be there. that's because they are overachieving despereauxes. the rest of us would much rather feast on mr. plourde's testicles than listen to stewart rant about the student body at EVERY ASSEMBLY. you know what i'm talking about. unless you don't.
- other faculty members and staff. dave!?! come on, he should be wearing a headress and chanting navajo curses. and the black security guard who's really cuban? go back to babaloo.
- work
- schoolwork. ha. hahahahaha.
- homework. what the hell. i don't have the time for crap like homework. if we learn it in class, we aren't gonna forget it the next morning. why should i be doing extra math work if i'm failing anyways? practice. i could practice things that really matter instead. like letter-opening. why don't you give me a few letters to tear open so i won't accidently rip the next wedding invitation i get?
- tests. no one studies. just give us the best man's score.
- projects and speeches. spare me. why the hell do i have to dress up for you stupid teachers who have already heard the same speech thirty times in the last two years, anyways? why should i give you a visual aid? you idiots have something called an imagination, why the hell do you people watch tv if you don't use your imaginations?
jun 7 2009 ∞
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