Objective:

To obtain a fulfilling and equal relationship with someone I love.

Summary:

• Outgoing, adventurous and ambitious
• Very loving
• Tendency to freak out and need consoling
• Might be slow to trust again

Looking For:

• Funny personality
• Smart, but not a smart ass
• Outgoing and adventurous
• Kind, loving, caring

Experience:

Short Gay Guy (1 month) dated in 2007

• met at crazy school; were friends for about a month before hooking up
• he was clearly very confused about his sexuality (and still is)
• broke up with me by phone while I was in the hospital
• never spoke again

Good Little Church Guy (1.5 months) dated in 2008

• met in crazy school; were friends for about a month before hooking up
• felt like this would be my first real relationship
• his mood swings drove me crazy
• too much of a prude; I knew we'd never end up getting married
• was still completely in love with him when he decided to date my best friend; we no longer speak to each other

Man Whore (1.3 months) dated in 2009

• met in crazy school; were friends for 3 months before hooking up
• used to give me relationship advice for me and Good Little Church Guy; spent too much time with him and ended up ruining other relationship
• cheated on his girlfriend with me
• first (and only) person I have ever had sex with
• broke up with me by phone, we don't speak anymore

Education:

School of Life, Class of Today

• working on a degree in Concentrating on Myself with a minor in Relaxing
• honors degrees in Being Unhealthy, Stress and Perfectionism

I Promise To:

• Be there when you need me
• Forgive your small mistakes and expect you to forgive mine
• Need you sometimes
• Not try to change you
• Take care of myself so you don't have to
• Try not to freak out too much
• Try to understand your feelings
• Listen to you
• Love you