things that are rad about him

• he has fab hair
• he has lovely eyes
• his name is fantastic (oliver!!!!!!!!!!!)
• his shoes are pointed
• he wears a tan belt for school
• he looks brill in black
• he has a posh accent
• he lives in mellor (mellor is well nice)
• he has a nice bum
• he took biology and chemistry
• his step-dad is my biology teacher (he's so lovely and brilliant so when i go round to his house hise step-dad will love me already)
• we have had eye contact like 3 times
• he liked my smiths t-shirt (at least i think he did, he looked at me and smiled when i was wearing it, but that might just have been because of my bodacious rack)

things that aren't rad

• we've never spoken
• he doesn't know who i am