- If I were a month, I'd be January
- If I were a day of the week, I'd be Wednesday
- If I were a time of day, I'd be sunrise
- If I were a planet, I'd be Saturn
- If I were a sea animal, I'd be a seal
- If I were a direction, I'd be north
- If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be an antique armoir
- If I were a sin, I'd be gluttony
- If I were a historical figure, I'd be Thomas Jefferson
- If I were a liquid, I'd be diet coke
- If I were a gemstone, I'd be a garnet
- If I were a tree, I'd be a maple
- If I were a bird, I'd be a blue jay
- If I were a tool, I’d be a
- If I were a flower, I'd be a carnation
- If I were a kind of weather, I'd be snow on Christmas day
- If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a piano
- If I were a color, I'd be orange
- If I were a vegetable, I'd be asparagus
- If I were a word, I'd be an adverb
- If I were an emotion, I'd be indignation
- If I were a fruit, I'd be a kiwi
- If I were a sound, I'd be a song's piano buildup
- If I were an element, I'd be hydrogen
- If I were a car, I would be a smartcar
- If I were a food, I'd be pizza
- If I were a material, I'd be linen
- If I were a scent, I'd be vanilla
- If I were an object, I'd be a speaker playing music
- If I were a body part, I'd be a pair of hands
- If I were a facial expression, I'd be the moment before a smile
- If I were a song, I'd be "Who I Am Hates Who I've Been" by Relient K
- If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be TOMS
- If I were a kiss, I'd be light and joyful
- If I were a smile, I'd be small but full of love
- If I were a place, I’d be the prairies and trails of Wisconsin or Occidental College's campus
- If I were a mammal, I'd be a wolf
- If I were a phase of the moon, I'd be cold
- If I were a berry, I'd be a mulberry
- If I were a book, I'd be weathered and leather-bound
- If I were story, I'd be Harry Potter
jun 28 2010 ∞
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