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  • Making a home for myself in the wilderness
    • becoming one with nature
  • Traveling the world and writing about it
  • Being a stay-at-home mom and going shopping with my kids while my husband is at work
    • him yelling at me because I bought a $200 dress last weekend and really didn't need those shoes
      • me explaining that I DID need the shoes because they match with the $200 dress, and i didn't have any shoes at home that matched as perfectly, and the reason they were $500 is because they were marked down from $900, so it's a actually really good deal.
        • they're Christian Louboutins, if that means ANYTHING to you
  • Getting as many people as possible to refuse to vote in the next presidential election
  • Kissing Jesse
  • Kissing Jonah
  • Going on a net-a-porter.com and actually buying the things I put in my shopping cart
  • Destroying all forms of mass media
  • Pounds of weed
  • Being on tour with my awesome band for which I am the frontman
  • Boarding an imperial starship with my new, double sided lightsaber
    • making the stormtroopers' armor crack like eggshells with the crippling power of the force
    • finding Luke Skywalker before his dad electrocutes him until his teeth are blue
      • because I don't like this part
  • Torturous trips down memory lane in which I reflect negatively on all my bad decisions and behaviors
  • Mostly just having a shit ton of money
jun 6 2011 ∞
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