- Making a home for myself in the wilderness
- Traveling the world and writing about it
- Being a stay-at-home mom and going shopping with my kids while my husband is at work
- him yelling at me because I bought a $200 dress last weekend and really didn't need those shoes
- me explaining that I DID need the shoes because they match with the $200 dress, and i didn't have any shoes at home that matched as perfectly, and the reason they were $500 is because they were marked down from $900, so it's a actually really good deal.
- they're Christian Louboutins, if that means ANYTHING to you
- Getting as many people as possible to refuse to vote in the next presidential election
- Kissing Jesse
- Kissing Jonah
- Going on a net-a-porter.com and actually buying the things I put in my shopping cart
- Destroying all forms of mass media
- Pounds of weed
- Being on tour with my awesome band for which I am the frontman
- Boarding an imperial starship with my new, double sided lightsaber
- making the stormtroopers' armor crack like eggshells with the crippling power of the force
- finding Luke Skywalker before his dad electrocutes him until his teeth are blue
- because I don't like this part
- Torturous trips down memory lane in which I reflect negatively on all my bad decisions and behaviors
- Mostly just having a shit ton of money
jun 6 2011 ∞
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