Slutty

• Be a webcam girl
• Dance in a cage
• Sell awesome videos of myself
• Open a kissing booth where each kiss is ten dollars

Expressive

• Buy clothes from the thrift store and sell them on eBay
• Write short stories and plead with magazine editors for publishing rights
• Act in a play
• Make cassette tapes of my song covers and sell them for one dollar
• Start my own sketch comedy show with Jesse and plead with television producers to air at least the pilot episode

Actual

• Telemarketing
• Quit smoking weed
• Multi-level marketing schemes
• Hold signs at street corners dressed as the statue of liberty
• Rely on the government to support me
• Starbucks

Fantastical

• Meet some amazing CEO or executive or producer who instantly realizes my potential and gives me the opportunity of a life time.
• Sell my soul for a genius idea (this one I'll have to use as a last resort)
• Audition for a major movie and get the lead role
• Marry a rich man