- if you were an animal, what would you be? I'd be some sort of prancing gazelle or one of those rolling bugs, the teeny black ones, that refuse to stop skidding about everywhere and curling up into teensy poop tacos.
- if you were really famous, you would be famous for... Probably authoring a novel.
- if you were the richest person in the world, what would you spend your money on? I'd be selfish firstly and buy a fantastic wardrobe and a gorgeous home and then of course, as is the only right thing to do, I would secure half of the sum of my money to charity.
- if you were a school lunch, what would you be? I'd be the vegetarian option.
- if you had to eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Ramen, because it just seems like an easy-to-prepare meal you could feed on forever.
- if you could change your name, you would change it to...? I really like my name as is and wouldn't want to change it.
- if you could change one thing about the way you look it would be... I'd probably give myself a bit of a nip/tuck and then enlarge my breasts.
- if you had to listen to one song for the rest of your life it would be... Oh, that's a terrible thought but I'd choose First Song for B by Devendra Banhart.
- if you had a baby boy you would name it... John Karl by force.
- if you had a baby girl you would name it... Arabella.
- if you could shop at one store only it would be... Forever21. They even have a home goods section now.
- if my life were a movie it would be called... Pollyanna, and it would be a comedy fixated on how much I contrasted a Pollyanna.
- if i had a rock band it would be called... BEAN BAG.
- if you could have one super power, what would it be and why? I'd want to be invisible. I already am but I could sneak better if it were official.
- if there was one thing in this world you could stop what would it be? I'd stop people from having the same prom dress as I do.
- if you were a bird, where would you fly to? I'd fly to Sicily!
- if you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? The Northeast of the United States of America.
- if you could name a town, what would you call it? I'd call it Fascism, New York. It'd be splendid.
- if you could have any kind of dog, what would it be and what would you name it? I like little decorative purse dogs and she would be my Brigit Bardog. Oh punny.
- if you could get a job anywhere, where would it be? I'd like to work for EA and help develop Sims.
- if you could name a casino, what would you call it? I'd call it "Fascism."
- if you were a desert what would you be? The Sahara... I didn't know there were other deserts ;)
- if you could own any sports team, what team would you choose? You could have just asked for a hit list.
- if you could make one wish, what would you wish for? WORLD PEACE #SWAG
- if you had a purple cat, what would you name it? Sassafras Marie Eclair the Fourteenth.
- if you could bring someone back to life, who would it be? F. Scott Fitzgerald.
- if you could change your birthday, what day would you make it? I'd make it October 27th.
- if you could change anything about your life, what would you change? I'd grant myself luck and beauty.
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