STATEN ISLAND:

• Gary, an African American practitioner of voodoo, who killed his mother, buried cats in the backyard, didn't mind the trash and was thoroughly investigated by the FBI once his blood-tainted basement was left and his body was on the run.
• Barbara, who liked to steal moldy bagels and leave them on the front gate, didn't wear underpants, weighed over 200 pounds without shaving down under, always begged to paint my nails and was a designated hoarder, hoarding newspapers stacked to the ceiling.
• Wendy, a Chinese immigrant who didn't like authority, always ran from home and gave me buckets of ice cream and pizza when she babysat for cash. She also curled my eyelashes often.
• The Jamaicans, who always gave out the worst Halloween candy.
• Unnamed gay couple whose poodle I found for them!

PENNSYLVANIA:

• Missy & Billy, said heroine addict drug dealer and apathetic alcoholic father who put the needs of themselves in front of the needs of their children and piss me off completely.