- birth: strangled by my own feces, umbilical chord and breached entrance, let's just say I sat in a little incubator in the emergency ward for a while.
- unknown spider attack which caused cellulitus, an inflammatory disease that turned half my body red, scorched to the touch, and affected my lymph nodes, almost poisoning my entire blood stream and rendering me dead. a shot in the butt as long as Pinocchio's nose did the trick.
- I swear to God, I almost fell into the crater of a volcano once.
- Unnamed sources of self-inflicted death ideas.
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