- When is your spouse's birth date? October 26th, 1994. Oh, wait! Damn it! I always get it wrong. It's October 27th, 1994.
- What is his/her favorite food? He could eat pizza forever and ever. You must give this man his pizza. He likes to eat Gushers. He is addicted like crack cocaine to their gooey insides. You can also give him salmon because he is gross and isn't afraid of the sea.
- Your spouse's favorite activity in spare time is? Well, right now all he does is plays hardcore ping ping, but he also likes to watch TV, play video games and look at cute puppies, specifically Corgis. He likes to experiment, too.
- Who does he/she dislike the most? He doesn't like when "things don't work." It makes him spastic and he spits Hellfire. He also likes his space, his sleep. I guess you can say he likes everything in the Johnworld to be in order!
- Do they have a hobby? Yes! Ping ping, experiments, guitar, longboard!
- Who is your spouse's best friend? Besides myself, D'auria and Phil are his long-terms and right now he is also privy to Dan and Mike because Mike is an autist.
- Does your spouse have secrets? Secret workings of his mind that he shares with me (I love to know about my honey's head!) But other than that, he doesn't have any "deep, dark" secrets or else he would have let them out by now.
- What does he/she treasure the most? Sleep (which is so disappointing) but I think he also values family and love.
- Is there anything your spouse couldn't live without? He'd say, "FOOD, SLEEP, WATER, AIR." He's a simple man. But he really likes me, too.
- Does he or she have any psychological issues? He believes to experience synesthesia but this is not truly an issue or a disorder; merely an extra function of the mind. Besides being socially awkward by nature he has absolutely nothing wrong with him.
- What upsets your spouse? When things don't work, when animals are hurt, when I whine.
- Is there anything that troubles him/her about life? He is just trying to figure out what he wants to do in it. Normal, heavy adolescent stuff.
- Does your spouse have siblings? Yes, a big stister!
- What does your spouse dislike the most about themselves? He would say he feels self conscious in his looks and is too skinny, that he wishes he could articulate better and be "smarter," and that he hates how he feels everything is always his fault.
- Does he/she have any regrets? Well, everybody must have a few, of course. He has mentioned them but I won't mention them.
- What would your spouse say is their best feature? He would cite his humor!
- Is there anything your spouse is afraid of? Yes---he doesn't like spider bugs and won't go to the twirly rides. If I wanted to torture him I would just put wet, dirty clothes on him and strap him to the bed though.
- What is the worst thing that ever happened to your spouse? He was dropped once as a baby.
- Does you spouse like fishing? Not ESPECIALLY much but he does enjoy it, especially on the deep sea!
- What are your spouse's sexual fantasies? Probably me and Emma Watson standing over chairs or coffee tables or something, leaning with our butts out, kissing, so he could go between the both of us from behind? Holy graphic Hell... well there you go!
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