• Who is your man? John is my man.But Ezra my main bitch.
• How long have you been together? 3 years and then some months--- 4 months actually. I would work out the math and be cute but math is for Asiatic collegians.
• Dating/Engaged/Married? We is dating but I has a (sort of) promise ring; would like real one.
• How old is your man? He be 18, almost 19 (my big boy) in 19 days. *What's his middle name? Karel. It's a good name for a squirrel.
• Who eats more? I eat more because I munch and he is Holocaust mode.
• Who said "I love you" first? It was probably me but who knows- I don't remember; it's a blur, a dizzy romance turned legitimized love.
• Who weighs more? I do and if I didn't I would cry crystal tears; he is still my skinny boy though, like I like it.
• Who sings better? I don't know; he has a very good Sinatra voice and I'm being serious.
• Who's Older? He is--- I like em' mature.
• Who's smarter? Well, I ammmmmmmmm the one with ego, anyhow.
• Who's temper is worse? His over the little things, like when something doesn't work the way it ought to (he likes to curse and gets frustrated easily.) I get "upset" but not really tempered.
• Who does the laundry? WELL neither of us ever had to together, but we do our separate laundry at college.
• Who does the dishes? He washes, I put away (though sometimes not right because I am little)
• Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? He sleeps close to the wall (so do I but I don't mind moving over for him)
• Who's feet are bigger? HIS but we are both tinied.
• Who's hair is longer? Mine is but his leg hair WAS longer before he was a mofo and shaved it.
• Who's better with the computer? He has the knowledge and skills but I am pretty functional still but his is cleaner because I am dirty woman!!!
• Who mowes the lawn? NADA
• Who pays the bills? HE pay me in stuffed animals
• Who cooks dinner? That man
• Who makes more money? That man of mine
• Who drives when you are together? We both suck and don't drive we are losers whaddup
• Who pays when you go out to dinner? Whoever has the $$$
• Who's the most stubborn? I DAH BEAN AND DAH BEAN IS HEADSTRONG
• Who is the first one to admit when they're wrong? Neither of us; we both complicate blame until we are forced to under circumstances
• Who's parents do you see more? MINE because daddy man is nice but his daddy man is nice too but it's actually pretty even but my dad is such a nice guy so I wanted to say
• Who named your dog? WE DUN GOT ONE BUT HE NAME IT WITH ME, TOGETHER LIKE BABY

& Who kissed who first? He asked to kiss me cause polite Puerto Rican

• Who asked who out? This just happened, yo
• Who's more sensitive? We both are but HELL I AM THE QUEEN OF EMOTIONS
• Who's taller? That man; I am the tiny bean
• Who has more friends? He does probably
• Who has more siblings? We both have 1 stister
• Who wears the pants in the relationship? THIS BEAN; THIS BEAN BOTH WEARS THE PANTS AND TAKES THEM OFF