- Name, please. Sweet manners. Name's Anna, Anna Bean.
- Approximate Age? APPROXIMATE AGE? Why wouldn't you ask for the EXACT AGE? Is this for people enduring a midlife crisis? I'm 18.
- Are you happy in your life? Happy as a vampire in a room full of teenage girls with synced cycles.
- Do you feel like anything is missing? If so, what do you want? Well, there are parts of my life that could be improved, perfected--- but wishing for perfections is such an idle-like thing to do; it can only cause trouble. If I had to improve my life in one way I would want to be less stressed, and, would like to already be living in the same city as my boyfriend. We never have before. Now we're worse apart.
- Do you plan on being a musician/artist/writer? I consider myself a writer, but would never professionally because firstly, I'm not very good, in truth, and secondly, I'm afraid that the previous statement, which does not reflect my true vain beliefs, is real.
- Do you think you are artistic? I consider myself to be. I enjoy art, and try to live my life like an artist- that is, everything needs beauty. Everything needs to reflect personal style, personal expression, and everything needs to be expressed. I'm pretty vibrant in that sense. Life is art.
- Have you ever tried hard drugs? No. I literally reject anything that is teratogenic because I'm hardcore maternal.
- If so, have they changed your life? N/A
- What age would you like to die? I would say 80s.
- Are you an angry person? Not at all. But I'm very much an upset person. I don't bite. I tantrum.
- Do you laugh a lot, but don’t really mean it? Well, that's depressing--- I used to be an eccedentisiast but now I really do find life funny.
- Do you like to think you are popular? I like to think everyone hates me, thataway, if everyone does hate me, at least there are no surprises.
- Describe your most terrifying dream. No. That's PTSD inducing. You don't know my mind.
- What band would you die to see live? I'm not sure I'd die to see any band live, but, I'd like to see currently: Macklemore, Miley Cyrus, Wise Blood, Miniature Tigers, Gogol Bordello, Sons of an Illustrious Father w/ Ezra. And the band I'd live to see die, is Beyonce. Just saying.
- How would you like to die? In bed, old age, peacefully in sleep. I'd say besides my husband, but then, there'd be something to yet live for, wouldn't there be? He'd have to go first.
- What’s your opinion on self-mutilation? I don't understand the new crowd of "to distract from the other pain" but I understand the crowd of "I genuinely want to hurt myself." Not endorsing either, of course, because they are silly things to do- very silly.
- Do you believe in capitalism? Well, it's not something to BELIEVE in, it's something to support, and I support it when it doesn't create the largest wealth gap of any generation.
- Communism? It would never work.
- Libertarianism? Very much so!
- Would you rather be an anarchist or a socialite? I think those were typed wrong. Anarchist or socialist do you mean? I'd rather be a socialist! We need government. We can't escape that. And socialists are not monsters!
- Freedom of speech or controlled society? Freedom of speech! Why would I want control?
- Obama or Bush? ! Obama! I don't care how he drops his plans, ruins his plans, is silly and careless---- he is one of US and has HEART. Bush, he ruined the environment. That is unforgiveable!
- Would you consider yourself intelligent? Dean's List, Honors Student, probably could have gotten into Brown or Yale if I put in the effort--- but, always downplay myself, my intelligence, like a true student of Socrates. I know nothing, so I am everything.
- When was the last time you cried? Like fifteen minutes ago, duh! You're talking to sass queen bean.
- When was the last time you laughed? NEVER. I'm an anti-feminist killjoy.
- Who is your last text from? John Van IgnoresMe.
- What did it say? "Kay love! One second!"
- Ever had your ass kicked? No, Skyler. You think that of me? I am the one who kicks!
- What’s your middle name? Marie.
- Single or taken? Taken for ~ 4 yrs.
- If taken, do you love this person? You can't make me not.
- If single, what are you looking for in someone? N/A
- Sex or love? Amorrrrrreeee.
- Who is your best friend? That boychild thing that is John.
- Why is this person your best friend? Because, sap, sap, sap, he is the only one truly always there for me, besides my sister, who is also my best friend, and because he is the only one who makes me so frustrated and then in a second just makes me laugh it off.
- Are you moody? Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes.
- Are you depressed? But well dressed!
- What do you think of abortion? I think that it has its appropriate context.
- Are you in a good mood today? I am.
- If not, why are you not? N/A
- Are you afraid of the swine flu? I'm afraid of the dentist.
- Are you afraid to be yourself? NEVER WAS and LOOK WHERE IT GOT ME.
- What would you label yourself? vain girlchild who sobs at the state of the environment, sympathizes with Humbert Humbert, likes blood, guts and violence, can't stand Beyonce, writes a lot of poetry and just wants cuddles all the time with Ezra on the side. In short, an individual!
- Do you live with your parents? 50% of the time. But I also live with a Paisley!
- How many siblings do you have? 1.
- Do you wear skinny jeans? What else would a gal wear?
- Are you emo? Sorry, no.
- Are you aware that all emo kids look exactly the same? Are you aware that LET THEM BE? So do Asians, common white girls and FEMINIST PUNKS YOU "INDIVIDUALIST" idiots.
- Are you a hater? Actually, yes.
- Are you anti-rasict? Anti-racist yes. It would be silly to be color-blind because the racial divisions we have created play an important role in perception, but I do not harbor any intentional hate for races outside of my own.
- Explain your personality in 3 words. Blunt, overemotional, contradictory.
- What do you wish your name was? Anna.
- How old do you want to be when you get married? 25.
- What do you want to name your kids? Arabella (Arctic Monkeys just came out with a song of the namesake, which is weird, because I already loved it, but now there's a song about a sexy femme teen like my baby will be) and John.
- What kind of hairstyle do you want? Black hair w/ bangs. Kind of edgy, kind of poet.
- When was the last time you brushed your teeth? Yesterday morning. SORRY.
- What are you wearing right now? Bat PJS and a Beatles sweater.
- Say something random. I don't like Beyonce.
- What do you wear to bed? PJs.
- What color is your underwear? They are blue.
- Am I getting too personal? No, try me.
- What’s your view on nihilism? All values are not without. Everything has a meaning. Even if we assign that meaning, still, stripped of ourselves, that nothingness, served a purpose, and the purpose, however manifest, will remain.
- Pacifism? YAS BUT IT GOT MARTIN LUTHER DEAD SO WE GOTTA RETHINK ITS BOUNDARIES.
- Do you think the drug culture is misunderstood? Probably not- I don't think drugs should be distributed. I think we forget their total effects and give in to recreation.
- Are you a fan of Hunter S Thompson? Who?
- Do you read literature? Well, damn, I'm an English major, aren't I?
- Do you love horror movies? BY GOD YES.
- What’s your favourite one? Too many but some fairly recent ones were: The Conjuring, Sinister, Grave Encounters, The Woman in Black.
- Do you like comedies? Not really...but they are growing on me, like Ron Burgundy's bulge in the presence of newsroom women.
- Are you a smoker? No.
- Do you smoke cigars/cigarillos? No.
- Do you have anger problems? No.
- Do you know someone who has a mental illness? Yes...is it me? Is it you? Question your state of normal.
- Have you had someone close to you die of cancer? Not particularly "close" but yes.
- What do you want to be next Halloween? A burlesque dancer or maybe Jordan Baker.
- What grade are you in? I'm a college sophomore.
- When do you graduate? 2016 or 2017, if all goes well.
- Do you talk to yourself? Sometimes.
- What color are your toenails? Peachy white.
- Has anyone ever told you you have a nice smile? Yes, but they were lying!
- Nice eyes? No, because it would be silly. They are plain.
- Ever broken a bone? Knock on wood.
- Got a black eye? Yes.
- Nose bleed? Yes.
- Ever been so mad you cried? Probably upset, not mad.
- What’s your favourite quote? "It was 99 cents."
- Are you listening to anything right now? No.
- What are you addicted too? Shopping, celebrities, John's attention.
- Do you like silver hair? When it's suave on an old head.
- Would you ever fight a famous boxer? I'd oogle, not fight.
- Could you take on kimbo slice? What?
- Can you even fist fight? Maybe.
- Do you work out? I don't have to!
- Are you in good physical condition? SORRY FOR ASTHMA.
- Do you get creeped out by puppets? A little.
- If you could be any celebrity by one day, who would you be? Miley?????
- Do you have any phobias? NYCTOPHOBIA!
- Ever been mauled by a wild animal? No, ha.
- Do you think you could be a Suicide Girl? Ooooh, that would be cool if it came with less tattoos.
- What about a playboy bunni? Awe, yes! A mod one! I'd be cute.
- Are you an insomniac? No.
- Do you take birth control? No.
- Are these questions pointless? In the grander scheme.
- Favourite color? Baby blue.
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