• What's your Dad's name? Michael Charles
• What's your Mom's name? Diane Marie
• What is your name? Anna Marie Cecelia
• Where were you born? Staten Island, New York
• What location? Staten Island Hospital
• At what time? Some uncomfortable time like 3 in the morning
• What was the date? March 11, 1995
• What were your measurements? I was 8 lbs. and I don't know how many inches.
• Any complications? Yes; I was choking on my fecal matter, had my umbilical cord against my neck and was breached. I almost didn't make it to the infirmary. My mom jokes that I said, "Oh shit" and tried to go back in; and when I didn't, I guess I wanted to die. Oh, cruel world.
• Do you have any siblings? My baby sister.
• If so, name and age... 12 yrs. Erika Ann.
• Where did you live? First I lived on Cortland Street, then I lived on Bement Avenue.
• What location? Staten Island, by the way.
• What was your first word? No and then mine and then dada.
• What was your favorite toy? My glow worm!
• Did your eye color change as you grew older? No, it was always brown.

The Day-Care Days...

• Where did you go to daycare at? I didn't go to daycare. I went to preschool. I was smart.
• Who were your first friends? Books were my friends and, consequentially, the teacher.
• Did you ever get yelled at? HELL YEAH. I was sassy and stood up for myself.
• What was your favorite kiddie food? Apparently carrots.
• Were you a mommy's or daddy's kid? Daddy's girl.

Elementary school...

• Who were your first best friends? Every minority at Sacred Heart Catholic School because white girls were mean.
• What did you excel in? Just about anything academic.
• What did you plain out suck in doing? Making friends! Establishing normalcy.
• Were you the teacher's pet? Sure was. Actually, I was a step beyond. I had personal invites to the principal's office, just to hang out. This is why I was raised pretentious. My golden years are over (as far as worth goes).
• Any specific memories of those early days? Not ones I like to recall, necessarily.
• Did you have a favorite lunch? Peanut butter jelly time.
• Whole or chocolate milk? Never liked milk.
• Who ended up continually being your best friend? No oneeee. Lameeee.
• Did you eventually excel in different subjects? I already established my Renaissance abilities.
• Did you still suck at those earlier mentioned subjects? Still do to this day!
• Did you take art projects home for you Mom? Yes and she threw them out or gave them back because she sucked.
• Ever have a secret admirer on Valentines Day? Yes! And the most romantic 3rd grade memory I have is when I moved away, a boy I was close friends with baked me a cake, threw me a surprise party, begged the teacher to play my favorite movie (the Goonies) and gave me a charm bracelet with hearts on it. His mom made everyone get me a big card. He was in love with me. I felt meaningful.
• What did you usually do during recess? Sit in a corner.
• Did you ever fail? No, I didn't.
• Ever have a kiddie boy/girl friend? Nope!
• Did you play truth or dare? Yes, I had a childhood.
• Did you ever play spin the bottle? Not that kind of childhood...
• Who was your 1st kiss? I was technically forcibly kissed by my friend in kindergarten during story time. I threw such a hissy fit, my mom was called.
• What was your nickname? I didn't really have one.
• Did you have enemies? Seems it.

Here comes high school...

• Where did you attend high school? Delaware Valley High School
• Who were your continual best friends? My boyfriend, my best friend Kaitlin, my friends Alex and Samantha.
• Did you have a new favorite lunch? NO MY LUNCH IN H.S. SUCKED.
• What teacher did you hate? Mr. Gelderman and Mr. Sandonato.
• What teacher was pretty cool? Mr. Farrell (swoon).
• Ever cry yourself out of trouble? In high school? Nah.
• Were you ever picked on? Sure was. Wouldn't be a true Indie bitch if I didn't! LULZ.
• Did you buy or bring your lunch? Bring. Buying is gross.
• Did you have any restaurants in your cafeteria? LOL WHAT.
• Was ever a parent-teacher meeting assigned? Well, the school held them at default.
• Did you fail any classes? No. I would have killed myself. I'm serious.
• Did you ever get detention? Nahs.
• For what? Nothing.
• Did you ever have in school suspension? Nope.
• For what? Nothing.
• Did you ever have out of school suspension? Nope.
• For what? Nothing.
• Did you ever get expelled? NOPE.
• What the heck for? Nothing.
• Did you graduate from high school? Sure did.
• Or currently attending? Nahs, bitch. I'm onto bigger and better things (the institution of higher learning)... and I want my money back.
• Who were your best friends throughout? I already answered this home skillet!
• What high school stereotype were you? The basket case!
• Have you ever been arrested? I'm a good girl.
• For what? Nothing.
• Have you ever had a ride in an ambulance? Yes, when my mother broke her leg.
• Did you take swimming classes? Nope.
• Who was your first girl/boy friend? My John is my first official. *When did you lose your virginity? I was 16. I know the specific date was May 4th.
• When did you first have sex? WHY SO SPECIFIC? I was one year into my relationship with my boyfriend and I trusted him and gave him my everything. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE. I DON'T WANT TO SPILL.
• Did you ever go to dances, formals, proms? Never missed a dance. I'm that girl who is against the wall though.
• Who was part of your crew? All the weird ones (that are above the socially dumb ones.)
• Any field trips in HS? Hell no. Our school didn't supply that.
• Did you sleep a lot during class? Never did. Would be too embarrassed.
• How often did you go to the nurse? Once or twice in my entire high school career; if absolutely necessary.
• Ever get caught cheating? Nope. Never cheated.
• Ever destroy any of school property? No. That's rude.
• Do you smoke? I don't.
• Do you get high? Nope.
• Ever get drunk? Never.
• What was your first drink of alcohol? I didn't ever really drink alcohol before...

Graduate! Whats happening!

• Ever participate in a bonfire? Nope.
• Go to parties? Nope.
• Go to clubs? Nope. Party in my room/pants.
• Who are you most keeping in touch with after your graduation? My boyfriend and family.
• Plan on going to college/institute of sort? I am at university.
• Can you drive? No I cannot.
• Any things against you-- DUI, etc.? Nada.
• Ever get in a car accident? Couldn't if I don't damn drive.
• Do you have any mental illnesses? You tell me, Doctor.
• Do you have any physical disabilities? I am asthmatic help my breathe it's gone
• Do you still live at home? I am dorming.
• Are you an introvert? Or, are you an extrovert? Eh, eh. It's a balance.
• Have you ever been thrown out of your parents house? No way!
• Ever get caught doing drugs by a parent/relative? No way!
• Ever get caught having sex by anyone? No way!
• Do you have any pets? Two kitty kitties of love.
• Can you play an instrument? Yeahs. I blow the bone and pluck them strings on the violin.
• Do you have any other talents? Yeahs. I am a writer. Can't you tell?
• Who are your current best friends? JOHN AND SISTER.
• Where do you typically go on vacation? I don't know man. I need one. Virginia Beach, I guess. Or Wildwood.
• Where do you want to live? In the Tri-state area.
• Any foreign traveling? I've been to eight countries in Europe and I am BOSS.
• What ethnicity are you? I'm Italiano/Polish.
• Do you fit into any stereotype? I fit into the Italian stereotype.
• What section of stores do you most shop in? The clothing section.
• Have you ever dealt drugs? HELL NO.
• Ever sold anything you really loved just because you were broke? Nah. I love what I love.
• What is your most prized possession? This here laptop. My soul. Light of my life, fire in my loins.
• Do you have a favorite relative? Who? My sister.
• Has there been any recent deaths in your family? How recent? A year or so ago, yes.
• Do you work? If so, what is your position & where? No I am a humble college baby.
• Did you ever get fired? From where? Nope.
• Did you ever quit? From where? I never had a job to quit.
• Do you lie on applications? Nope.
• When was your last doctor's appointment? What for? I had an unknown rash on my back leg about two weeks ago.
• Any in the future? Probably...
• Do you live in a house, apartment, dorm, mobile home? A dormitory.
• Your perfect mate... is my boyfriend. Or actually....Ezra.
• Are you straight, bisexual, or gay? I am pansexual and you will LOVE me.
• Are you bi-curious? Smells like pan-----cakesssss.
• Do you have a current lover? Hell yeah.
• What's their name? Juan.
• Are you really in love? I actually am. No kidding around.
• Is it just for the sex? Never.
• Are you promiscuous? Nope. I'm a free spirit though.
• Do you have any kids? I don't.
• Who was the last person you broke up with? N/A
• Does your family approve of your current (or previous) ...lovers? Yes they love my baby!
• Where do you go grocery shopping? Fresh Grocer haha
• Where do you go clothes shopping? Where else do you like to shop? What beer is your favorite? What wine is your favorite? What about champagne? Do you have a favorite liquor? Do you have a favorite mixed drink? How much are you willing to pay for a descent, in-style T-shirt? How much are you willing to pay for a descent pair of jeans? What about descent pair of sneakers? Do you consider yourself broke? Do you still play board games? Do you still play video games? Have you ever...

Been drunk in public? Been stoned in public? Participated in an orgy? Participated in a threesome? Stole something? Killed anything? Injured someone? Really hurt someones feelings? Been on the news? Been a piracy warrior? Been in a band? Been a mentor or tutor? Broken any bones? Been hospitalized? Had surgery? Laughed at someone who was different, etc.? Ever been identified as a racist? Ate something and immediately puked in back up? Had hangovers? Wet yourself? Had a crush? Been boy crazy? Lived through suicidal attempts? Lost any bestfriends? Gotten in trouble with the police? Been to a Grateful Dead concert? Almost died? Overdosed on anything? Been spooked out of a house? Tell us your favorite...

Meal? Snack? Fast food? Form of alcohol? Favorite soft drink? Pizza topping? Foreign food? Ice cream flavor? Color? Vehicle of all time? Song? Artisit? Musician? Band/Singer? Instrument? Style house? Drug? Book? Magazine? Section of Newspaper? Teacher? Mentor? Actor? Actress? Comedian? Comedienne? Relative? Animal? Pet? State? Country? Town/City? Logo? Commercial? TV show? Late-night show? Talk-show? Reruns? Season? Day of the week? Time of the day? Passtime? Sport? Team? Player? Form of transportation? Subject? Controversial issue? President? Celebrity? CD/Album? Hmm...

Democrat or Republican? Pro-Choice or Pro-Life? For or against Same-Sex marriage? What do you think about the transgender community? What about tattoos? What about piercings? Do you own a car? Do you have your own place? Do you have any kids, if so- what are their names? What would you like to physically change about yourself? Do you hate any of your family/relatives? Who do you most missed that died? Would you ever change your name? To what? Do you have any funny, memorable stories? Do you have any awful, unforgetable stories? Your current looks...

Hair color? Hair length? Hair style? Eye color? Glasses or contacts? Pale, Fair, Tan? What kinda build do you have? How tall are you? About how much do you weigh? Are you beefy or lanky? Do you have any piercings? What about tattoos? What is your dressing style? Who do you have a current thing for? Do big feet really mean anything? Do you like Cherries? What do you usually do when adults arent around? Who do you wish you could erase as being a past friend? Would you ever kill someone to save Your mom? Have you ever been a victim of any sort of abuse? Have you any addictions? Do you wish you were single? Will you ever get married? Do you want a transgender, neo-hippie friend? What was the grossest thing that ever happened to you? What was, honestly, the sickest thing you have ever seen online? What do you wish you could take back from playing truth/dare & spin bottle? Would you ever make-out with someone of the same sex? Would you ever go on Fear Factor? Do you have a fetish of any sort? Do you have a sex toy or accessory of any sort? Where do you shop online most often?