- billboard sign
- over the phone as impersonating a Chinese accent
- send them a box of pizza with a break up note inside
- key it into the side of their car
- spell it out in alphabet soup
- say it underwater
- give them a chocolate bar and say "LOOK FOR THE GOLDEN TICKET" but when they open it, it's not a chocolate bar, it's just a break-up note
- leave everything they've ever given you at their front door and surround their house with gunpowder
- fake a baby bump and say, "you ain't the daddy"
- tell them in sign language
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