• billboard sign
  • over the phone as impersonating a Chinese accent
  • send them a box of pizza with a break up note inside
  • key it into the side of their car
  • spell it out in alphabet soup
  • say it underwater
  • give them a chocolate bar and say "LOOK FOR THE GOLDEN TICKET" but when they open it, it's not a chocolate bar, it's just a break-up note
  • leave everything they've ever given you at their front door and surround their house with gunpowder
  • fake a baby bump and say, "you ain't the daddy"
  • tell them in sign language
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