- I like to pretend I am a man. 
- I like to pretend I am a Slavic man. 
- It is virtually the only game where I can successfully maneuver weapons. 
- I like to drive the cars through town. 
- Pretty graphics. 
- I like my rocket propelled grenade so much!!!! 
- I get to buy nifty clothes for my criminal. 
- BurgerShot. 
- The advertisements in the car rides make me chuckle. 
- It's fun to steal dead people's money. 
- I like going to "central park" and having killing rampages. 
- I can swim in the ocean! 
- I can spawn a helicopter! 
- I can outrun the police! 
- I can check my e-mail! 
- I can explore the city! 
- I can listen to Seryoga! 
- Yay! 
         oct 15 2012 ∞
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