So far out here in the middle of the Pacific ocean I have met:

• Mark Ackerman whose father was baptized by my uncle on his mission, resulting in all 9 of his kids being baptized and serving missions and who have been to Hoytsville on many occasions
• Heidi who knows my sister in law's sister
• Trent's roomate who was mission companions with Keith Blonquist
• Elder Draper, whose nephew Justin I worked with at SKX, and whose brother I have met twice
• Tyrone, Lexi's cousin from Samoa who happens to have been to the Summit County Fair
• Some girl who was in a play with Mark Fitch
• Cameron, who was BFs with K.C. Bluemel when he lived in Colorado, and who is randomly facebook friends with Britney Ellsworth, a girl I met at EFY
• Kelv's two mission companions
• Tasha, who has a ranch in the Kamas area
• Kad, who knows Jace's roomate Michelle, and also James, and also Dall's companion Elder Dart.