• Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.
• I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn't.
• If you understand tell me, tell me now before it is too late and the darkness has swallowed me and I can no longer hear you.
• If you're gonna bail bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding.
• A message to guys who spit in the street: Don't.
• Porn logic: Wow, I spilled my drink on him. I better take his pants off and suck his dick.
• Nobody home but the lights and they're out too.
• Spock, I've found that evil usually triumphs... unless good is very, very careful.
• You're a cook in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen.
• If those teeth were in your vagina you'd be a monster. - Dr. Spaceman, 30 Rock
• Our love is off the charts, Kimosabe. - 30 Rock
• We must deceive them so as not to hurt them. In this way we honor them. - The Office
• Man, let me tell you about 20 year olds. Half of them are 16." - 30 Rock
• School is just for white people lookin' for other white people to read to 'em. - Tara, True Blood
• "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson
• "Where are we going?" "Forward, sweetheart." - SOA
• Wasn't it you who said, "Nothing is impossible except dinosaurs"?
• Never go with a hippie to a second location. - 30 Rock
• I have to learn how to do that thing that rich people do, where they turn money into more money. - 30 Rock
• This mess is about to get raw like sushi, so haters to the left. - 30 Rock
• I've been drinking about you.
• “I didn’t lose you. You lost me. You’ll search for me inside of everyone you’re with & I won’t be found.”

R.H.Sin

• History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte
• You're beautiful, but you're empty... One could not die for you. - The Little Prince
• What you cannot imagine, I shall be that. - Rumi
• Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. - Rumi
• There's seven days in a week, and Someday isn't one of them.
• I don't know more every day.
• I don't have a failed marriage. I have a successful divorce.