Ten Things you like about yourself:

• I make music.
• I make art.
• I make movies.
• Whatever I try to do, I'm usually fairly good at it.
• I can understand easily. I just get things.
• It takes a lot to make me not like a person.
• I like to help people.
• I have made homemade wine.
• I can do complex math problems in my head.
• My birthday is the only date on the calendar that is also a command.

Nine Things people may not know about you:

• I am a listmaker
• I have a terrible interest in mental math and human calculators
• I am highly nostalgic and keenly interested in real-life symbolism. I once kept a sock in the floorboard of my car because it was significant.
• I have not spent a significant time watching live TV programming since I graduated high school.
• I own every season of MASH, and every James Bond Movie.
• I prefer vanilla to chocolate.
• I have a strong desire to learn to play the flute well.
• My name is oddly difficult for me to say.
• I read a lot of literature from non-American English-speaking countries when I was younger, which causes me to "misspell" several common words out of habit. (See "flavour" and "two and an half.")

Eight Foods you can eat forever:

• Garlic bread.
• Cheesecake.
• Peanut butter sandwiches. Actually, peanut butter anything.
• Ramen.
• Good french fries.
• Mashed topatoes.
• Spaghetti.
• Stew with crackers.

Seven things that never fail to make you happy:

• This one girl.
• The sight of puppies and kittens.
• Having someone quote me without realizing it.
• Excessive comments on my facebook posts (or other similarly vapid forms of validation).
• Compliments about things I create.
• Someone singing a duet with me.
• Ironic humor.

Six Things you catch yourself always doing:

• Adjusting the hem of my shirt.
• Stroking my beard.
• Planning conversations.
• Humming/singing.
• Making spoonerisms of things people say.
• Touching my face.

Five Celebrities you’d never say no to:

• Zooey Deschanel
• Sarah Chalke
• Zoe Saldana
• Mila Kunis
• Rachel Weisz

Four Guilty pleasures:

• Satire
• Internet memes.
• Chicken McNuggets (and other McNourishment.)
• Barbershop quartets.

Three Things you wanted to be when you were a kid:

• A Mario Bro. (The only time I have ever definitively stated that I wanted to be something when I grew up.)
• An astronaut.
• An English teacher.

Two Things you’d like to say to the human race:

• "If you each give me a dollar, I'll leave you alone."
• "Has anyone found a pair of aviator sunglasses near San Antonio?"

One Way to contact you (the best way):

• Via textual message.