I love you. To an alarming degree.

• My love for you, if converted into energy, could power the earth for 26 days.
• My love for you, if converted into nourishment, could sustain every third world country indefinitely, thereby wrecking the global economy.
• ...But if my love for you was converted into goods and services, a global economy would be unnecessary.
• If my love for you was a puppy, it would have the exact same effect as an actual puppy, but it would have the added benefit of being made of my love.
• If my love for you was a drink, it would be ambrosia.
• My love for you, if converted into a refrigerant, could provide you with near-infinite supplies of ice to be consumed.