02/01/2009

Topics covered in 30 mins:

• Thoreau was cool
• earthships
• why doesn't the peel of an orange taste bad?
• genetic engineering in apples and blueberries today
• is Bjork going to be okay with the collapse of Iceland and all?
• the sky today looks like Homer Simpson's Springfield (??)
• did I sound like Dr. Girlfriend from the Venture Bros just then when I said I had to put my face on?
• a tirade about TECO because the power's gone out twice already today
• the mockingbirds are really freaking out in the backyard over that dove on the fence
• is the Superbowl in the end of January (??)
• there's an omelet on the bottom of my French toast
• do you know why almonds smell like almonds? because they're supposed to be poisonous but not anymore because they naturally evolved out of that
• this book from the library used to be new until I cracked its spine and if I bought it, it wouldn't even last fifteen years
• this house has a ridiculous number of smoke detectors

Goodness, do I love this guy.