!! only completed works bc i can't be sure of the 'in-progress' ones !!

 

• can i tell you a secret? by omegasubreddit  
• || 5785w • nc-17 • friends to lovers, domestic af

“I’m going to die alone with no one for company except you.”

“Hey!” Yoongi grumbles.

“Okay, you’re not bad company, but can you imagine just having each other for the next 50 years?”

It sounds pretty good, in Yoongi’s opinion.

--- In which Seokjin goes on a lot of dates, and Yoongi has to be a good friend and hear about it.

• n/t: seokjin is Smitten dude

  

• inc. by minverse  
• || 43001w • nc-17 • office au, humor

Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok

Section to be completed by Employees Involved: Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin

Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket

Nature of Relationship:Friends with Benefits Sex Enemies

Length of Relationship: 4 minutes

Please Describe Jin's Dick: Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell.

• n/t: i mean this is the classic of classics. by this point i'll read anything this author writes tbh

   

• welcome home by internetpistol  
• || 17810w • R • kimi wa petto au, crack-ish but not really

“I found a boy in a box outside my apartment building.”

“You found a what in a what outside where?”

OR: Seokjin finds Yoongi in a box and takes him to his apartment, stupidly. This is basically Kimi Wa Petto but Yoonjin version, and Yoonjin version meaning, they're pieces of shit.

• n/t: it's funny and touching i love this author

   

• the perfect japchae by suga_wa  
• || 19292w • pg-13 • neighbours au

In the eight months he’d lived here, neither of them had done more than nod in greeting when they passed in the hallway. Most of the time he just ignored Kim Seokjin and went about his own business while inwardly seething. A little voice deep down questioned why, exactly, he was so pissed all the time whenever he thought about his neighbour… but Min Yoongi really didn’t have an answer.

(Neighbours AU, Teen.)

• n/t: they lowkey don't like each other at first but don't we all know what happens after

 

• element of change by choego  
• || 136493w • PG-13 • avatar the last airbender au, angst with a happy ending, graphic depictions of violence, MCD! but it's a happy ending ok trust me

He never wanted to be the Avatar.

• n/t: this should be a best seller

 

• precisely when somebody shows you the ocean by sinkingmyships  
• || 21200w • R • mermaid au, light angst, slow burn

The longer Yoongi hangs around the tank in the aquarium, the more he thinks that Seokjin is, in fact, a real mermaid.

“You’re really real,” he says, keeping his voice neutral. “You’re not acting, are you?”

Seokjin smiles, yet it’s the saddest Yoongi has seen him. “I am acting, though. I’m pretending to pretend to be a mermaid.”

• n/t: i rly like how exquisite this is