• Aristotelian love: Your partener completes you.
  • Arthurian love: One partener is married.
  • Foucauldian love: You like to discipline and punish.
  • Freudian love: They're the partener of your dreams.
  • Hegelian love: There's this whole master-slave dynamic.
  • Heideggerian love: When you can't be without your partener.
  • Heisenbergian love: Moving fast but you don't know where you're going.
  • Homeric love: You're partners in the battlefield.
  • Joycean love: Sometimes you see other people.
  • Lacanian love: You want them to want you.
  • Lovecraftian love: Horrible and indescribable.
  • Newtonian love: There's a strong attraction between your bodies.
  • Platonic love: You love someone from afar.
  • Schördingerian love: On the verge of collapse.
  • Shakesperean love: Sometimes you pretend to be other people in bed.
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