- Heavenly tubers!~ You crunch and smush so neatly~ Sweet Potato fries
- Little cold spot that ~ Wet my knee at the Cliff's Notes~ Please don't be urine
- Dancin' with myself~ - It's just me and my wheelchair~ But wait! Asian goth! #glee #artie
- One, Two, Three, Four, Five~ All lined up in a neat row~ Oh garsh, Will is cute! #glee #emma
- Gay sharks, Diary cat~ I bet the duck's in the hat~ Antibiotics #glee #brittany
- Oh, sweet Disneyland~ You're far too hot and crowded~ - Farewell for summer
- Out of the Dumpster~ I'm Fabulous. It's Kurt's turn~ Defy gravity #glee #kurt
- Goth Asian vampire~ I hid behind a stutter~ Then there was Artie #glee #tina
- Drizzle! Frankenteen~ sticks up for the little guy~ Jock boy loves to sing #glee #finn
- I must destroy Will~ My Cheerios will rule all~ That's how Sue sees it #glee #sue
- Pregnant cheerleader~ Not the celibate angel~ But I'm coming back #glee #quinn
- Intoxicating!~ Crispy, salty, fat and sweet~ Glorious Bacon!
- I am beautiful~ No man of mine dumpsters geeks~ And where's my solo?! #glee #mercedes
- I am my mohawk~ I want to be a good Jew~ A reformed slusher? #glee #puck
- Need applause to live~ So don't rain on my parade~ Does Finn like pantsuits? #glee #rachel
- Pickles and onions~ complete this barbecue dream~ Meat of mystery #McRib
- Accosted by funk~ It's not the Middle Ages~ Use deodorant
- What is that crackle?~ Cozy glow, but no cigar~ Fireplace video
- Books, friends sadly part~ However, no more walkie~ Bittersweet ending #borders
- Customers are slobs~ Retail can suck when you care~ There's poo on the floor
- Dearest Disneyland~ You suck hard when you're crowded~ See you in three months #summer
- 'Ma'am'. You think it's nice~ But you made me old as dirt~ Punk whippersnapper
- A peaceful lagoon~ Crashing waves, a sweet, cool breeze~ Twelve dollar parking?!! #malibu
- Voldemort whispers~ "I thought he'd come" Stop giggling!~ But, That's what she said! #HP7
- Craving Disneyland~ Real world sadly lacks spaceships~ Castles and churros
- Culinary gods!~ Cheesy Mac and Rib melt~ Gives me happy tears #grilledcheesetruck
- Horse spit on my arm~ It's green and smells like apples~ But it's a nice spit #horses
- Tried to bump off Wendy~ Ho-bag emcee of fireworks~ Now she's a hero?? #tinkerbell
- Creamy, rich and sweet~ Perfect in a cookie or~ When bathing a steak #butter #miraclefood
- Married or Porn Star?~ This is how it starts. Slap Bet.~ Greatest. Bet. Ever. #HIMYM #slapbet #intro
- Not Porn. She Sparkles.~ Premature Slapulation~ Five Eternal Slaps #HIMYM #slapbet #thatsone
- Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist.~ Tap dancing robot in love~ Silence is Sudden #HIMYM #slapbet #thatstwo
- Happy Slapsgiving~ Countdown stress makes Barney twitch~ And You Just Got Slapped #HIMYM #slapbet #thatsthree
- Revenge of the Slap~ This Slap is a gift to all~ No Slap today. Psych. #HIMYM #slapbet #thatsfour
- Such Ducky Tie shame~ Three Slaps exchanged for freedom~ A Big Fudge Beatdown #HIMYM #slapbet #thatsfiveandsix
- Oh, Cheese! Jeez Louise!~ So many Glorious forms~ Creamy, gooey bliss
- Stranger, starting with~ "I am not a crazy slut"~ Chances are, you are #customerservicefun
- Breakfast treat for staff~ Shrill Bat says I can't have some~ I have a new Foe #baconblocked
aug 29 2011 ∞
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