- absolutely first and foremost, that Muppets aren't real, living beings
- how Disneyland can be so great
- that there are people who actually LIKE clone homes and the vast area of nothing-but-mini-malls surrounding them
- when people don't realize it's disgusting to chew with their mouths open
- that someone can not like onions, pork chops, cream cheese, or chocolate (you may not believe it's true, but I've heard of all four)
- how wonderful mini cream puffs are
- how a zit always knows the worst time to arrive
- how some people can stand to live without pork
- that there are people who prefer hot weather to cold weather - you can always put on another sweater when it's cold, but you can take off all your clothes when it's hot and still be miserable - and, now you're naked and getting arrested
- that some people think they can treat other people like crap because those other people work behind a counter
- the fabulousness of PeeWee Herman and Pippi Longstocking
- how people did anything before Google
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