 
   
  
    - redundancy
      
        - especially "x pm at night" 
- & "atm machine" 
 
- repetition 
- people mocking/mimicing something I've just said 
- habitual misspelling
      
        - especially of the word "weird" 
- or of my/someone's name 
 
- ending sentences with prepositions 
- anyone treating people in a service position poorly 
- "you have 2 choices"
      
        - no, it's 1 choice - with 2 outcomes. 
 
- people who ask if my tattoos/piercings hurt 
- being cut off/cut in front of while driving/in line 
- being pushily offered samples 
- people who feel entitled to use 2 parking spaces 
- people who feel as though they're entitled to anything, really. 
- double negatives 
- being interrupted 
- people who ask and answer their own questions 
- borrowed things never being returned 
- "i could care less"
      
        - oh, so you DO care?! (UGH) 
 
- running together L, M, N, O, and P in the alphabet song
      
        - i don't remember the letter "ellemenohpee" 
 
- people who IM/text me & say "who is this?"
      
        - shouldn't you know if you have my sn/#?! 
 
- people who try to shorten my name/give me a nickname 
- incorrect use of the phrase "begs the question" 
- texting jargon
      
        - especially 2 for two/too/to & B4 for before 
 
         mar 3 2009 ∞
 oct 3 2014 +