- "You're a friggin' jerk!" - Sam to Dean after Dean put itching powder in his boxers (1x17)
- "Dude, you fugly" - Dean to the 'scarecrow' (1x11)
- "Come and get me, you ugly son of a bitch." - Kick-Ass!Sam to the baddie (1x17)
- "Sometimes I wish that…" "What?" "I wish I could have that kind of innocence." "If it means anything, sometimes I wish you could, too." - Sam, Dean, Sam, Dean in regards to letting Michael (a kid) know about the things in the dark and how Sam wishes he didn't have to know about them (1x18)
- "Ever since we got here, you've been trying to pimp me out to Sarah." - Sam to Dean (picked solely because Sam saying 'pimp' kind of made my life) (1x19)
- "Oh, yeah. I’ve got to, uh…I’ve got to go…over there…right now." - Sam to Dean and Jo when they're signaling for him to leave; picked because awkward Sam is adorable (2x02)
- [Sam is watching an advert for porn with rapt attention. Dean interrupts and Sam quickly shuts of the television.] "Hey. [pause as Dean looks at the TV strangely] What?" "Awkward." - Sam, Dean (2x04)
- "Neil! It’s your grief counselors, we’ve come to hug!" - Dean (2x04)
- "... so maybe it's enough to - Jesus Christ!" "To bring Jesus Christ back?" - Jared, Jensen (s1 gag reel)
- "Bitch." "Jerk." - Dean, Sam (pretty much everywhere)
- "Of course, the most troubling question is, “Why do these people assume we’re gay?”" "Well, you are kind of butch." - Dean, Sam; picked because it's true: Everybody DOES think they're sleeping together (like those people in Bugs. That was funny.) (2x11)
- "Yeah, what do you wanna do? Poke her with a stick? [DEAN nods.] Dude! You’re not gonna poke her with a stick!" - Sam to Dean (2x11)
- "Dude, all right. I’ll admit, we’ve gone pretty ghetto with spellwork before, but this takes the cake. I mean, a Spongebob placemat instead of an altar cloth?" - Sam to Dean (2x13)
- "[...] my son snuck out last night to go to a Justin Timberlake concert. Yeah, that Justin's quite the triple threat." - Dean(2x14)
- "You're not getting Sam. I'll kill every one of you first." - Dean (2x14)
- "You full on had a girl inside you for like a week. That's pretty naughty." - Dean to Sam (2x14)
- "It's not food anymore, Dean! It's Darwinism!" - Sam to Dean (2x15)
jul 9 2008 ∞
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