- he's adorable
- he's from New Zealand
- he lost his right shoe
- he bought a cup for $2.79 and inadvertently tumbled their (Bret and Jemaine's) finances into turmoil
- he's weedy and kind of shy, and I'm a girlie out there who's needy for a weedy shy guy
- his beard is good
- he's good at finding shortcuts
- he has the coolest shirts and sweaters EVER
- he was in Lord of the Rings (Figwit ftw!)
- there ain't no party like his nana's tea party
- he formed a gang called The Tough Brets and danced
- he sold super straws for a dollar when they cost over two to make in order to solve their debt
- he doesn't know how to flip the bird (and takes 1 minute 32 seconds to flip the bird with both hands)
- he has a fantastic angry dance
- she's so hot she makes him sexist
- he's a professional sign holder
- his sugar lumps are sweet and white and highly refined
- he was Frodo
- he writes two-hour long songs and notes that take up entire legal pads
- he was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated and subsequently procreated
- he makes gloves that look like his hands and a helmet that looks like his hair
- he weaves his own trousers
- he's the mutha'uckin Party Prince, Boom King, and RHYMENOCEROUS
- because he's got it going on
mar 2 2009 ∞
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