• Put a walkie-talkie in your mailbox and shout at everyone who goes by.
  • Call your friends and tell them you can't talk right now because you're busy.
  • Buy a pair of XXXL sweatpants and try to see how many people you can fit in them.
  • Change name to Simon, speak in third person.
jun 29 2015 ∞
jul 18 2015 +