- "I don't like rain, but I don't mind *this*"
- "He just had this really dead face, and we made eye contact, like, serious eye contact, and I was like, '. . . hey.'"
- "You don't put nice coins in until sex falls out."
- "I had to download Microsoft word to my computer and I don't know how to do that . . . ."
- "I should probably shower."
- "He's got really great bone structure."
- "Paramedics are actually beautiful, all of them."
- "If I had a dollar for every time I used the words 'gender binary' in a paper last week . . . ."
- "I don't even know what that is, but it's funny."
- "Yeah, that's how I felt earlier in the night, when I was wearing my jorts."
- "I'm just gonna go home and get drunk. It'll be like I'm 15 again."
- "I was driking so much coffee this morning, I was peeing, like, all morning."
- "So, like, there were cops there, but the cops were giving me the alcohol? I think they thought I was their daughter's age . . . "
- "If Austin says 'Surprise me' again, I'm not gonna be OK."
- "I feel bad for making fun of her so much, and then it turned out she had pneumonia."
- "I mean, I know I can't spell, but I blame that on the education system."
sep 4 2013 ∞
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