- So I'm in college and in our dining hall we have this one healthy cereal that tastes like cardboard and it has different shapes in it. My friend's ex boyfriend once picked out all the heart pieces from it on valentines day to get an entire bowl of them. He gave it to her and made her eat it while he watched.
- It'd be funnier if they were exes while this was happening. "That is literally what you're doing to my heart Karen. It feels like I'm being consumed from the inside out. Are you happy now?"
- I ate half of a cake once when I should have only one piece. I was horrified and didn't want anyone to know, so I finished the cake, baked a whole new one, forced myself to eat the one allowed piece. Then I barfed in the middle of dinner.
jun 11 2014 ∞
jan 2 2015 +