• standing in the bay window at my grandparent's house and singing, which would end with me bowing and saying "thank you, thank you, thank you"
  • when my dad worked at the movie theater, I would sometimes go in with him and eventually go to the concession stand and ask for "pa-corn pease"
  • asking the old man, who was an amputee, "what happened to your yegs" (he had lost them in the war), which I returned with "okay...can I ride in your basket" (the one on the front of his scooter cart)
  • telling a lady "you too fat"
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