• Melissa: EW! YUCK! OW!

Me: You are a speech bubble.

• Me: i wonder how long the lake will last.

Cubby: <sniffs> Me: (looks around) Suggestions?

• Cubby: (looking at lake) Look, there are bubbles on the surface. isn't it pretty?

Melissa: (grinning widely) maybe someone drowned!

• Melissa: (ready to throw lucky penny into lake) I hope I don't hit a duck.

Me: Knowing you, you would.

• Cubby: Want to walk around the lake?

Melissa: It would be shorter to walk ACROSS it. Think of the blasphemous caption: "I haz Jesus skillz."