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  • People who say "When I was little I wanted to be an Archaeologist so I could dig up Dinosaurs". PALEONTOLOGISTS dig up dinosaurs (or other life) and ARCHAEOLOGISTS dig up civilizations, remnants of human existence, etc. They're not the same; and no, they are not close enough.
  • People who still say alligators are dinosaurs closest relatives. Hollow bones, people, hollow bones!
  • People who say "Brontosaurs" instead of "Apatosaurus". It was renamed in 1903! You've had 107 years to fix it, now get it right!
  • People who drive slow in the fast lane
  • People who stop when making right turns even though the light is green/they have an arrow. PAY ATTENTION
  • People who drive in the middle of wide roads at 25 miles an hour so I can't pass them
  • People who stop in supermarkets with their carts in the middle of aisles like they're the only ones shopping
  • People who let their children run wild in stores (Have you ever tried saying "No"?)
  • People who add "r" to "wash" and "washington"
  • Using "broke" instead on "broken" (as in "elevators broke").
  • People who say they don't like __________ (Harry Potter, Da Vinci Code, etc) even though they haven't read it or seen it...
  • Throwing trash in the sink (like fast food cups)
  • Being interrupted
  • People who carry their dogs in their purse
  • Girls who wear Barbie pink/pastel pink/more than 1 pink item/have a pink cell phone/get sports jerseys or sweatshirts with the team logo on a pink sweatshirt (unless pink is ACTUALLY a team color)
  • People who use religion as an excuse to be close-minded/not think for themselves
  • People who don't know when to stop talking (you're "funny", we get it...)
jun 17 2008 ∞
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