• Dorthy: "How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?"

Scarcrow: "I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?" Dorthy: "Yes, I guess you're right"

• John: "Women don't like being referred to as fat mammals, Skank"

Skank: "I never would have said that to her face." (Mystery, Alaska)

• Fry: "I'm having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures?"

Leela:"An idea?" (Futurama)

• "Fuck me, he cleared it!" (Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves)
• Dr. Cox: "Do you know what most people are? Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling!"

Molly: "Ohh, I'm touching your creamy center!" (Scrubs)

• Kitty: "Wow, that's really something, Lex"

Lex: "Wait for it." Kitty:(waits a minute)"Wow, that's really something, Lex. It's frickin Gone With The Wind" (Superman Returns)

• Bowler hat Guy: "Why aren't you seizing the boy?"

T-Rex: "Because I have a big head and little arms. I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through. Master?" (Meet the Robinsons)

• "PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?" (Office Space)
• "You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you" (Clerks)
• "You think I'm pretty, you want to kiss me, you want to date me, you want to looove me" (Miss Congeniality)
• "The peasants are revolting!' 'They've always been revolting! Now they're rebelling!" (Dragonheart)
• *"That’s what’s so wonderful about being young, there are no mistakes, only research" (Nip/Tuck)