- "What a fine persecution-to be kept intrigued without ever quite being enlightened" ~ from the play 'Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead'
- Get your facts first, then you can distort them as much as you please" Mark Twain
- "Ahh...whoa...whats happening?...
And whats this thing coming towards me very fast? This big and flat and round and needs a very wide sounding name...oww..round...ground, thats it! Ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me? Hello, Ground! (poof)" The Whale, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy