- Squeaky brakes.
- Cold tea.
- Cold anything.
- Cold cereal from a box.
- Cold sandwiches.
- Generally, most things you eat sans preparation.
- Public transportation that comes less than once every 20 minutes.
- Having to run after a bus.
- Being too warm.
- Being too sweaty.
- Being thirsty.
- A lot of people.
- Wet towels.
- Small towels.
- Towels made of nonabsorbent material.
- Long nails.
- Having to interrupt whatever I'm doing to go pee or poop or eat.
- Pooping when there's a line for the bathroom, because I feel rushed.
- Waiting for the food to go down so you can poop / feeling bloated.
- When you eat too much and you get all swollen and warm and sweaty.
- Things that are too salty and hurt my mouth.
- Not having enough appliances or food in the kitchen to properly make meals.
- Warm, humid places, particularly if it's crowded or smells bad.
- Going places where there's people.
- Not feeling confident in your skin.
- The doubt and insecurity about how you are socially awkward that comes after a long day of hanging out with people.
- When people talk about reading, or academia, a lot. It's super annoying and braggy. Traditional intellectual pursuit isn't an unheard-of thing, and you shouldn't think you're above other people for doing it.
- "Just because" overuse.
- Slingshot bikini bottoms.
- Knowing you're out of shape.
- Running out of time to study for an exam.
- When your toilet paper tears when you wipe.
- When the toilet seat cover moves or tears and your bum touches the cold and occasionally wet toilet seat.
- When there are no more toilet seat covers and you have to use a toilet paper nest.
- When there is no more toilet paper and you have to use a toilet seat cover to wipe.
- When there is neither toilet paper nor toilet seat covers, and you've just done your business.
- When your sandal strap breaks.
- When your pants split.
- When your bra gets suffocating by the end of the day but you have a stuffy dinner thing to go to and you still can't take it off.
- Not having at least one full day per week to laze about and do nothing. Occasionally I will actually take a mental health day in the middle of the week if this occurs. It actually makes my studying go 5x faster.
- When parents (or whatever) in museums/aquariums/zoos tell their kid misinformation or postulate as to why something occurs, thus misinforming the kid forever. Especially if it says the actual correct information right on the plaque.
- Stepping on headphone earbuds.
- Stepping on Legos.
- Stepping on anything, basically.
- When people think tofu and tempeh are meat substitute. IT IS ITS OWN THING that people have been eating for CENTURIES. It is NOT a meat substitute! Horrid overprocessed "soy product" is meat substitute.
- When people get defensive when they're being ignorant, instead of being calm, apologizing, and being respectful in the future.
- Getting blisters with new shoes.
- Getting a hair or an imprint or generally smudging new nail polish.
- Having to do the dishes or shower right after you paint your nails.
- Realizing you are going to be late.
- Fitted sheets coming off the mattress.
jan 19 2012 ∞
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