Pros:

• I can fart loudly all the time without being embarrassed. Not that he embarrasses me about it, but I am strange.
• I can send letters and postcards to him so he can have lovely surprises in the post.
• I get to go on adventures by myself without feeling strangely obliged to take him along.
• I like instagram and my new tumblr. I may make a habit of it.
• For some reason, things have been depressing in the apartment lately, and I'm glad to be out of that environment.