- Burning Things 101:
- How to burn most, if not all, the things you make, yet still somehow keeping up the illusion that you're a good cook by putting up pictures of the food you actually make successfully on fb.
- Being a Wreck 101:
- How to alternate between depressed and okay-but-barely-making-it-through-the-day, occasionally swinging into suicidal and/or obnoxiously optimistic. Lesson plan includes: eating feelings until in physical pain, not doing laundry for seven weeks such that your boyfriend has to do it for you, abusing coffee even though you know it makes you anxious and paranoid, sleeping in for days and days and skipping all your classes, depending on your boyfriend way too much.
- Being Obnoxious About The Technical of Traditional 2D Studio Arts:
- How to judge people on the quality of their work, how to self-flagellate when your own work isn't as good as you wanted it, how to spend all your money on art supplies, how to walk around with paint stains and canvasses and think you're a badass when you really look like a try-hard. Bonus: How to get turned on by art you're into and how sketching is really like making love.
feb 20 2012 ∞
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