• I don't have to fart discreetly.
  • I can sing in the shower at all hours.
  • I can do anything at all hours, even with the light on.
  • I can play music without headphones.
  • I can walk around in my underwear, even when said underwear is old and not pristine.
  • I can get off without waiting for my roommate to go sleep or go out of the room.
  • I can have sexytimes in my own bed.
  • I can decorate as questionably as I please.
dec 17 2011 ∞
jan 13 2013 +