- Bo Burnham
- Dear homeless man with noise-cancelling headphones, rock on.
- i wish more 11 year old girls would tweet about justin bieber. #sarcasm
- If you're saying no to drugs, like literally yelling "NO!" at a bag of weed, you're probably really really high.
- A new study shows that most pedophiles live on the border of Hannah Montana and South Dakota Fanning.
- Chris Colfer
- Tonight a three/four year old girl looked up at me and said "You sound like a girl." To which I replied "Yeah, tell me about it."
- If I ever rule the world, my first order of buisness will be to put "coin return" buttons on parking meters.
- Twitter should have glitches more often! I love seeing random strangers pop up on my timeline! It's like speed dating!
- Dani AbiSaad
- RT @christoferdrew: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.
- I feel like if I were a little kid I wouldn't want a baby doll that actually pees and poops.. That's weird.\
- Hah, I love having attractive friends :)
- Debby Ryan
- Feeling Paranoid cuz we're Burnin' Up for the concert. Gotta Hold On just A Little Bit Longer-- ohh no! What am I doing?! ..I need an SOS..
- Demi Lovato
- I wonder if George Foreman will ever make grills for your teeth..
- "Put that in your breakfast son!" - Ladies and gentlemen.. Frankie Jonas.
- Never ever ever ever ever ever get in a row boat with joe. Ever.
- Attraction is the spark that ignites when you first kiss, Love is the look in your eyes when you finally pull away.
- Having feelings for someone isn't worth it, unless they make you feel special... irreplaceable... beautiful... Like you're the only one.
- Smart listens to the head, stupid listens to the heart. Be stupid.
- David Williams
- In the words of the great @alishamcguire GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
- Jake Crawford
- just saw a comercial that asked "remember when you were 5?" and all i could think of was mel hab :)
- Jared Ranahan
- It's Leviooosa, not Leviosaaaaa.
- "Alejandro is my life story because I fuck a lot of Mexican guys."
- Jennifer Stone
- Girls think about love the way boys think about well you know. ;-) Different gender, different obsession.
- Jonas Brothers
- Just ate lunch. Food I love you -Joe
- Joe Jonas
- Today is the day that Marty McFly arrived in the future after hitting 88mph in a Delorean in 1985
- Kerin Danubio
- "We're goin' right to Wal-Mart, and I'm gettin' anything I want!" - quote from little girl from toddlers & tiaras :)
- Khalee Chase
- mr keneally+me+starbucks = hahahahahahaha.<3
- Kim Corey
- My niece can now sing a riff from 'bad romance', hide in the curtains, and say 'harry potter', thanks to my teachings. Success.
- If another kid gives me Frosted Flakes, i swear on my life...i'll eat his parents.
- nathantainn @kimmiecubsays legit just lol'd at that
- Ashton kutcher and good morning america both just lost a follower. That's what you get for tweeting too much, bitches!
- I'M going to bed, before you get us all killed. Or worse, EXPELLED.
- I'M SO FRIGGIN EXCITED I'M GONNA PEE MYSELF WHEN IT COMES ON. I'M JUST GONNA TURN INTO JELLO AND SING BAD ROMANCE AND DIE.<333
- Chad Dylan Cooper is so supermegafoxyawesomehot.
- I can't stop calling rachel 'rayken'. I kinda love it.
- I hate kids.
- Lindsay Vargas
- I just start trends everywhere.
- Nathan Phillips
- I know bowser tries to kidnap peach all the time, but I never really felt like he wanted to hurt her..
- Helen Keller = Gisetto. Both are deaf and blind.
- Gangsters are the hallway equivilent to buses. They're both slow and stop a lot.
- You know who I really appreciate? Ryan Rutledge. I enjoy his existence. And that lead me to think of how much I love @alishamcguire.
- Nick Santino
- I'll never get engaged with a mood ring.
- I finally got some argyle socks! Thanks old navy. Now I need to find a small tote bag for my dirty underwear and socks. Gross!
- Nicole Dumas
- I just realized that since I will be the only senior doing halftime, I will be twirling fire. Oh boy.
- I'm chiller than a penguin sitting on an ice cube in Antarctica.
- Tara Deggendorf
- @NathanTrainn: Alcohol is bad for your liver.
- Taylor Swift
- "Mom! I just found a quilt I like online!!" Austin: "Taylor. You are 80 years old."
- Travis Clark
- I wonder if male bumblebees get bummed out when their stinger isn't as big as the other male bees?
dec 29 2009 ∞
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