• “You don't have to be the bad guy.”
  • “You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe.”
  • “Darn, darn, darn, darny-darn!”
  • “I only work in black and sometimes very, very dark grey.”
  • “If this relationship is going to work out between us I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it.”
  • “Look, um… I watch a lot of cop shows on TV… isn't there supposed to be a-… Isn't there supposed to be a good cop?”
  • “I'm your friendly neighborhood police officer!”
  • “We're about to crash into the sun.”
  • “Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool.”
  • “Do you know what kind of sunburn I'm going to get?”
  • “I'm covered in latex.”
  • “I super hate you.”
  • “All this is true because it rhymes.”
  • “What if there's such a thing as a bunkbed but as a couch?”
  • “That's literally the dumbest thing I ever heard.”
  • “I'm here to see… your butt!”
  • “Is that a last name Butt, first name Your…?”
  • “…Blah, blah, blah. Proper name. Place name. Backstory stuff…”
  • “I think I got it. But just in case… tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening.”
  • “Come with me if you want to not die.”
  • “That's a suggestion. They have to put that on there.”
  • “Any idea is a good idea except the non-happy ones.”
  • “I know that sounds like a cat poster but it's true.”
  • “But how could I just decide to believe that I'm special when I'm not?"
  • “The prophecy… I made it up.”
  • “I liked _ before it was cool.”
  • “Business, business, business. Numbers.”
  • “Honey? Where are my paaaaaaaants?”
  • “Marry a marshmallow.”
  • “What're you losers talking about?”
  • “You need to be more friendly!”
  • “Does he have super gross hands that look like they're made out of big pink sausages, like eagle talons mixed with squid?”
  • “Oh, we got a hugger.”
  • “Why are my pants cold and wet?”
  • “Did you just call me old?”
  • “All you have to do is believe that you are special, then you are special.”
  • “Well, where can we go where we can't be found?”
  • “I feel something inside it's like… the opposite of happiness!”
  • “I must stay positive. Bubblegums! Butterflies? Cotton Candy…?”
  • “The walls are crying!”
  • “First law of the sea: Never place yer rear end on a pirate's face."
  • “Here's how we do it pirate style!”
  • “Po-lice to meet you.”
  • “We'll wing it… That's a bat pun.” “It turns out that hairy one's a dude.”
  • “You are so disappointing on so many levels.”
  • “What a bunch of hippie, dippie baloney!”
  • “It makes me just wanna pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just throw them out this window.”
  • “No…more…Mr. Nice Guy!”
  • “It is indeed super sweet.”
  • “Hey, not so special anymore, huh?”
  • “Unfortunately I'm gonna have to leave you here to die.”
  • “So I guess running around and screaming is normal.”
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