- “You don't have to be the bad guy.” 
- “You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe.” 
- “Darn, darn, darn, darny-darn!” 
- “I only work in black and sometimes very, very dark grey.” 
- “If this relationship is going to work out between us I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it.” 
- “Look, um… I watch a lot of cop shows on TV… isn't there supposed to be a-… Isn't there supposed to be a good cop?” 
- “I'm your friendly neighborhood police officer!” 
- “We're about to crash into the sun.” 
- “Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool.” 
- “Do you know what kind of sunburn I'm going to get?” 
- “I'm covered in latex.” 
- “I super hate you.” 
- “All this is true because it rhymes.” 
- “What if there's such a thing as a bunkbed but as a couch?” 
- “That's literally the dumbest thing I ever heard.” 
- “I'm here to see… your butt!” 
- “Is that a last name Butt, first name Your…?” 
- “…Blah, blah, blah. Proper name. Place name. Backstory stuff…” 
- “I think I got it. But just in case… tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening.” 
- “Come with me if you want to not die.” 
- “That's a suggestion. They have to put that on there.” 
- “Any idea is a good idea except the non-happy ones.” 
- “I know that sounds like a cat poster but it's true.” 
- “But how could I just decide to believe that I'm special when I'm not?" 
- “The prophecy… I made it up.” 
- “I liked _ before it was cool.” 
- “Business, business, business. Numbers.” 
- “Honey? Where are my paaaaaaaants?” 
- “Marry a marshmallow.” 
- “What're you losers talking about?” 
- “You need to be more friendly!” 
- “Does he have super gross hands that look like they're made out of big pink sausages, like eagle talons mixed with squid?” 
- “Oh, we got a hugger.” 
- “Why are my pants cold and wet?” 
- “Did you just call me old?” 
- “All you have to do is believe that you are special, then you are special.” 
- “Well, where can we go where we can't be found?” 
- “I feel something inside it's like… the opposite of happiness!” 
- “I must stay positive. Bubblegums! Butterflies? Cotton Candy…?” 
- “The walls are crying!” 
- “First law of the sea: Never place yer rear end on a pirate's face." 
- “Here's how we do it pirate style!” 
- “Po-lice to meet you.” 
- “We'll wing it… That's a bat pun.” “It turns out that hairy one's a dude.” 
- “You are so disappointing on so many levels.” 
- “What a bunch of hippie, dippie baloney!” 
- “It makes me just wanna pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just throw them out this window.” 
- “No…more…Mr. Nice Guy!” 
- “It is indeed super sweet.” 
- “Hey, not so special anymore, huh?” 
- “Unfortunately I'm gonna have to leave you here to die.” 
- “So I guess running around and screaming is normal.” 
         jan 16 2015 ∞
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